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Title: JODIE MARSH OR JORDAN
Post by: nightowl17 on October 14, 2005, 08:26:58 pm
who's the prettiest?
Title: JODIE MARSH OR JORDAN
Post by: smurfboy on October 14, 2005, 08:30:08 pm
Jordan by far. Under all that make-up she is quite pretty natural. Jodie Marsh without make-up is not a pretty sight.
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Post by: on October 14, 2005, 08:36:16 pm
John Merrick
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Post by: goldencup on October 14, 2005, 11:21:16 pm
Who cares?
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Post by: Forth Bridges on October 15, 2005, 11:11:37 am
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Post by: loulou on October 15, 2005, 03:17:29 pm

Quote from: goldencup
Who cares?


nightowl cares.


I think Jordan is the prettiest. Last night on ITV2 I watched  Jordans wedding. She looked terrible. I wish she had worn a lot less make up and not such a silly big dress. In the jungle she looked beautiful.

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Post by: Hello Sweetie on October 15, 2005, 04:57:45 pm
Is Jodie Marsh the wannabee Jordan who wears a
belt as a top? That girl is soo classy.
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Post by: loulou on October 15, 2005, 06:05:27 pm
that's her.
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Post by: Hello Sweetie on October 15, 2005, 06:12:10 pm
Why does she class herself as a "celebrity"? What
exactly does she do?
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Post by: loulou on October 15, 2005, 10:18:05 pm
she sleeps with famous men.
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Post by: oldspice on October 16, 2005, 08:56:01 am
In my day that called being a slut.
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Post by: Forth Bridges on October 16, 2005, 12:08:11 pm

Quote from: loulou
she sleeps with famous men.


 


 I thourgh it sadi sheep!

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Post by: lemoneye on October 16, 2005, 01:30:00 pm

If it would make her more "famous" - i am sure she would do a sheep as well! Like that awful Loos woman, tossing off the pig in that tv programme

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Post by: Hello Sweetie on October 16, 2005, 02:46:47 pm
 
Quote from: oldspice
In my day that called being a
slut.


 
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Post by: oldspice on October 16, 2005, 03:08:38 pm
Did that really happen. My God, why wasn't she arrested? I thought that sort of thing only happened in private in the wilds of Cambridgeshire.
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Post by: lemoneye on October 16, 2005, 03:13:17 pm
 haha! No i am sure it happened on tv, it was a "celebrity" farm programme, where the likes of Lionel Blair and Stan Collymore and Loos froliked on the farm, milking cows and plucking chickens etc. It really was a load of old b*llocks
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Post by: oldspice on October 16, 2005, 03:36:23 pm
It just goes to show what useless lumps most celebrities are and what idiots we are for encouraging them.
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Post by: lemoneye on October 16, 2005, 03:47:16 pm
Yes, reality Tv... what a concept... why not get on with our own actual realities, rather than watch these insufferable retards. Unfortunately it is a sign of the ever declining average intelligence. Oh my god! A celebrity!! A weather girl NOT reading the weather!! I gotta see this!!! Etc etc etc
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Post by: kevvosa on October 16, 2005, 03:59:14 pm
Even worse than that is the fact that Jade from Big Brother is now considered a minor "celebrity". 
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Post by: lemoneye on October 16, 2005, 04:01:58 pm
It really does beggar belief. There is NO useful contribution that mongrel sea creature brings. A think a cull is long overdue
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Post by: oldspice on October 16, 2005, 04:25:38 pm
You're right. She's a real minger!
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Post by: Forth Bridges on October 16, 2005, 04:28:30 pm
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Post by: kevvosa on October 16, 2005, 08:19:42 pm
They're both cheap tarts. 
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Post by: Forth Bridges on October 16, 2005, 08:52:55 pm
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Post by: loulou on October 16, 2005, 10:25:37 pm

Quote from: kevvosa
They're both cheap tarts. 


how cheap?

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Post by: kevvosa on October 16, 2005, 10:36:55 pm
Morrisons Bettabuy cheap 
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Post by: loulou on October 17, 2005, 02:01:01 pm
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Post by: chocolate chick on October 17, 2005, 02:19:00 pm
I think Jordan is by fa prettier than Jodie. Jodie looks so cheap and nasty.



I quite like JOrdan really, she was very good with Peter on the Jonathon Wuss show on Friday night.


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Post by: smurfboy on October 17, 2005, 02:20:25 pm
Sometimes I see her on things and she comes across quite well - then I'll see her again and I just think 'nasty little slut'.
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Post by: nightowl17 on October 17, 2005, 10:32:52 pm
I like Jordan better but she was very showy at her wedding and I think Peter married Jordan not Kate Price.
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Post by: kevvosa on October 18, 2005, 12:05:48 am
I think they are a pair if arseholes. Every week they are in some
trashy magazine, I cant help but notice when Im at the chekout cos they
put all the magazines there. Good for passing time but I cant believe
people buy them to read in the comfort of their own home
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Post by: smurfboy on October 18, 2005, 12:16:15 am
I must admit I did buy the wedding issue  It had a kind of 'car crash' quality...
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Post by: chocolate chick on October 18, 2005, 10:08:33 am
I brought the wedding edition too 
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Post by: kevvosa on October 18, 2005, 12:57:18 pm
Was it riveting reading? 
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Post by: loulou on October 18, 2005, 02:13:33 pm
Bhs was selling the wedding issue for £1 so my mam got mine for me. It was quite good.
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Post by: smurfboy on October 18, 2005, 02:13:40 pm

The best bit was trying to work out if they actually knew any of the guests!


I saw one shot and I honestly thought it was the dolls on the wedding cake in close-up. It was actually them! That's how plastic they looked!

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Post by: loulou on October 18, 2005, 02:15:01 pm
The bridesmaids definitely outshone Jordan and I wonder why Peter hadn't got a tailor to turn up his trousers.
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Post by: smurfboy on October 18, 2005, 02:20:45 pm
How much Botox had he had too?
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Post by: loulou on October 18, 2005, 02:22:15 pm
Jordan had botox. I seen Jade Goody getting botox the other night. The needles go in quite some way and there was blood.
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Post by: kevvosa on October 18, 2005, 10:51:10 pm
I thought you only needed botox when you get old and wrinkly.



Does Jordan botox her boobs I wonder?


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Post by: nightowl17 on October 18, 2005, 11:46:06 pm

Botox will prevent you getting wrinkly.


You only get it in your face and forehead, not your breasts.

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Post by: kevvosa on October 19, 2005, 09:46:41 am
Do boobs not get wrinkly as woman get older? 
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Post by: chocolate chick on October 19, 2005, 03:02:05 pm
Come back in 30 years and I will tell you 
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Post by: loulou on October 20, 2005, 10:47:50 pm

I'll keep using the firming and anti wrinkle creams.

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Post by: oldspice on October 21, 2005, 07:50:31 am
As you age, the skin becomes less firm and more slack so yes, boobs do become wrinkly. Look at the skin on the back of a older woman's hands.