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who's the prettiest?
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Jordan by far. Under all that make-up she is quite pretty natural. Jodie Marsh without make-up is not a pretty sight.
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John Merrick
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Who cares?
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Who cares?
nightowl cares.
I think Jordan is the prettiest. Last night on ITV2 I watched Jordans wedding. She looked terrible. I wish she had worn a lot less make up and not such a silly big dress. In the jungle she looked beautiful.
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Is Jodie Marsh the wannabee Jordan who wears a
belt as a top? That girl is soo classy.
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that's her.
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Why does she class herself as a "celebrity"? What
exactly does she do?
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she sleeps with famous men.
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In my day that called being a slut.
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she sleeps with famous men.
I thourgh it sadi sheep!
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If it would make her more "famous" - i am sure she would do a sheep as well! Like that awful Loos woman, tossing off the pig in that tv programme
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In my day that called being a
slut.
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Did that really happen. My God, why wasn't she arrested? I thought that sort of thing only happened in private in the wilds of Cambridgeshire.
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haha! No i am sure it happened on tv, it was a "celebrity" farm programme, where the likes of Lionel Blair and Stan Collymore and Loos froliked on the farm, milking cows and plucking chickens etc. It really was a load of old b*llocks
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It just goes to show what useless lumps most celebrities are and what idiots we are for encouraging them.
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Yes, reality Tv... what a concept... why not get on with our own actual realities, rather than watch these insufferable retards. Unfortunately it is a sign of the ever declining average intelligence. Oh my god! A celebrity!! A weather girl NOT reading the weather!! I gotta see this!!! Etc etc etc
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Even worse than that is the fact that Jade from Big Brother is now considered a minor "celebrity".
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It really does beggar belief. There is NO useful contribution that mongrel sea creature brings. A think a cull is long overdue
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You're right. She's a real minger!
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They're both cheap tarts.
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They're both cheap tarts.
how cheap?
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Morrisons Bettabuy cheap

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I think Jordan is by fa prettier than Jodie. Jodie looks so cheap and nasty.
I quite like JOrdan really, she was very good with Peter on the Jonathon Wuss show on Friday night.
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Sometimes I see her on things and she comes across quite well - then I'll see her again and I just think 'nasty little slut'.
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I like Jordan better but she was very showy at her wedding and I think Peter married Jordan not Kate Price.
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I think they are a pair if arseholes. Every week they are in some
trashy magazine, I cant help but notice when Im at the chekout cos they
put all the magazines there. Good for passing time but I cant believe
people buy them to read in the comfort of their own home
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I must admit I did buy the wedding issue
It had a kind of 'car crash' quality...
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I brought the wedding edition too

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Was it riveting reading?
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Bhs was selling the wedding issue for £1 so my mam got mine for me. It was quite good.
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The best bit was trying to work out if they actually knew any of the guests!
I saw one shot and I honestly thought it was the dolls on the wedding cake in close-up. It was actually them! That's how plastic they looked!
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The bridesmaids definitely outshone Jordan and I wonder why Peter hadn't got a tailor to turn up his trousers.
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How much Botox had he had too?
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Jordan had botox. I seen Jade Goody getting botox the other night. The needles go in quite some way and there was blood.
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I thought you only needed botox when you get old and wrinkly.
Does Jordan botox her boobs I wonder?
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Botox will prevent you getting wrinkly.
You only get it in your face and forehead, not your breasts.
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Do boobs not get wrinkly as woman get older?
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Come back in 30 years and I will tell you

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I'll keep using the firming and anti wrinkle creams.
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As you age, the skin becomes less firm and more slack so yes, boobs do become wrinkly. Look at the skin on the back of a older woman's hands.