Hey everyone,
Had a quality, drunken night out. However, as with all these nights out, it was necessary to consume a vast quantity of junk food on my arrival home. I first had three tescos finest Aberdeen angus beef sausages with toast&brown sauce. I then had three galaxy caramel cake bars. Oh my god. these things should not be allowed to be made, they are just too gorgeous. Then i had four tescos finest triple chocolate half coated cookies which are just outstanding, absolutely beautiful!!! Chocolate cookies with white and chocolate chunks inside them!! Amazing! Just had another galaxy cake bar as well! So now I'm going to bed aftr eating all this glorious food! Has anyone else ate the galaxy cake bars or the tescos cookies??
Recently my friend spent about an hour trying to buy me fried chicken when we were both drunk. I spent the whole time reminding him I'm vegetarian, and as soon as it seemed to be going in he'd say 'are you sure you don't just want a wing?'