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Chat => General => Topic started by: nightowl17 on October 08, 2005, 05:19:28 pm

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Post by: nightowl17 on October 08, 2005, 05:19:28 pm
Sometimes I feel the urge to cover myself in marmite. Does anyone else feel the same way?
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Post by: on October 08, 2005, 05:21:21 pm

No I have no wish to cover you in marmite.


 

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Post by: nightowl17 on October 08, 2005, 05:22:28 pm
I mean yourself. Would you like to be rubbed down with jam or cottage cheese?
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Post by: on October 08, 2005, 05:25:32 pm

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I mean yourself. Would you like to be rubbed down with jam or cottage cheese?


Well............you might not spot where the cottage cheese ended and the xxxxx started. 

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Post by: nightowl17 on October 08, 2005, 05:26:48 pm

I find most men like to be rubbed down with yogurt.

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Post by: nightowl17 on October 08, 2005, 05:27:10 pm
Then spanked real hard whilst wearing a nappy.
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Post by: on October 08, 2005, 05:28:11 pm

hazelnut variety?


 

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Post by: nightowl17 on October 08, 2005, 05:28:42 pm
strawberry cos they like the feel off the pips.
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Post by: on October 08, 2005, 05:30:31 pm
...and HOW do you feel off pips?
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Post by: nightowl17 on October 08, 2005, 05:31:28 pm
They say that the pips feel nice and are a good exfoliater. I should know. I am in the business.
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Post by: on October 08, 2005, 05:33:59 pm

of exfoliating?


Are you the singing detective?


 

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Post by: nightowl17 on October 08, 2005, 05:35:33 pm
I do sing a lot actually. My stage name is Gloria De La Chardonnay. I am also a beautician.
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Post by: on October 08, 2005, 05:36:50 pm

Gloria De La Chardonnay


You old soak

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Post by: nightowl17 on October 08, 2005, 05:37:25 pm
Stop whining on.
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Post by: oldspice on October 08, 2005, 05:37:30 pm

Good grief.

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Post by: nightowl17 on October 08, 2005, 05:38:15 pm

lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Post by: on October 08, 2005, 05:40:34 pm
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Post by: nightowl17 on October 08, 2005, 05:41:14 pm
I have a band as well called the Chardonnites.
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Post by: oldspice on October 08, 2005, 05:43:32 pm

i thought they were a black boy band from the 70s

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Post by: nightowl17 on October 08, 2005, 05:43:44 pm
Hello Mr.Oldspice. How are you today?
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Post by: on October 08, 2005, 05:43:49 pm

or something similar sounding anyway.......

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Post by: kevvosa on October 08, 2005, 05:44:43 pm
We're not wine wallers we are interested in chocolate. 
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Post by: nightowl17 on October 08, 2005, 05:45:09 pm
My group is white girls , a bit like the spice girls but classier.
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Post by: on October 08, 2005, 05:46:33 pm
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Post by: nightowl17 on October 08, 2005, 05:47:11 pm

Quote from: kevvosa
We're not wine wallers we are interested in chocolate. 


What is a wine waller?

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Post by: on October 08, 2005, 05:47:42 pm
Rik's drinkin buddy.
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Post by: nightowl17 on October 08, 2005, 05:48:39 pm
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Post by: kevvosa on October 08, 2005, 05:49:01 pm

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What is a wine waller?





A term my grandad used for wine drinkers.

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Post by: kevvosa on October 08, 2005, 05:49:22 pm

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Good one

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Post by: nightowl17 on October 08, 2005, 05:50:05 pm
kevvosa do you like wine?
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Post by: kevvosa on October 08, 2005, 05:50:23 pm
Not particularly. 
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Post by: nightowl17 on October 08, 2005, 05:56:14 pm
I only like white wine but I love all chocolate especially mars bar, milky way, aero, flake, flyte, smarties, snickers, walnut whip (not the nut), maltesers, chomp, texan, dime, yorkie, picnic, topic, ripple, crunchie, galaxy, kitkat, blue riband, breakaway, double decker, drifter, fruit and nut, whole nut, turkish delight, after eights, terry's chocolate ornage, black magic, milk tray, dairy box, celebrations, bounty, quality street, roses, matchmakers, m&m's, minstrels, boost, caramel, revels, curlywurly and miniature heroes.
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Post by: kevvosa on October 08, 2005, 05:57:28 pm
So you like all those especially? 
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Post by: oldspice on October 08, 2005, 05:58:30 pm
Don't you like twix then?
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Post by: nightowl17 on October 08, 2005, 05:58:35 pm
Yes they are all my faves that I would have regularly.
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Post by: oldspice on October 08, 2005, 06:00:55 pm

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My group is white girls , a bit like the spice girls but classier.


That's kind of hard to picture

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Post by: nightowl17 on October 08, 2005, 06:04:40 pm
Well they all have different coloured hair so I suppose that is why I say they are similar to the Spice Girls. They do not dress trashy though. They wear black suits with red waitcoats.
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Post by: oldspice on October 08, 2005, 06:11:13 pm

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Post by: goldencup on October 08, 2005, 06:12:44 pm

So what colour is your hair Nightowl?

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Post by: nightowl17 on October 08, 2005, 06:14:26 pm

My hair is black all over with a blonde fringe. Classy don't you think? I am lucky as my friend is a trainee hairdresser so I don't pay.

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Post by: goldencup on October 08, 2005, 06:27:11 pm
Very nice!
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Post by: nightowl17 on October 08, 2005, 06:31:11 pm
Thankyou.
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Post by: kevvosa on October 09, 2005, 12:18:58 am
May I say, what a smashing blouse you're wearing. 
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Post by: nightowl17 on October 09, 2005, 01:28:02 pm
Who is wearing a blouse?
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Post by: kevvosa on October 09, 2005, 02:19:29 pm
Anyone who is a woman. 
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Post by: loulou on October 09, 2005, 02:28:56 pm
I don't ever wear blouses.
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Post by: chocolate chick on October 10, 2005, 10:13:47 am
I don't tend to call them blouses, I can them shirts. 
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Post by: loulou on October 10, 2005, 12:32:33 pm
Same here. shirts. blouses are what women over 65 wear.
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Post by: chocolate chick on October 10, 2005, 01:32:36 pm
I am sure my nan would call them a blouse 
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Post by: loulou on October 10, 2005, 07:39:32 pm
my mam calls them blouses
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Post by: chocolate chick on October 11, 2005, 11:16:37 am
My mum calls them shirts I think
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Post by: smurfboy on October 11, 2005, 02:33:04 pm
I wear blouses
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Post by: chocolate chick on October 11, 2005, 04:14:13 pm
They really suit you. Don't you think lou?
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Post by: loulou on October 11, 2005, 09:12:13 pm
very stylish indeed.