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Title: Celebrity ’Stoned to Death’
Post by: smurfboy on October 05, 2005, 02:56:41 pm

Channel Five are launching a new reality show early next year in which ten celebrities (the usual D-list non-entities) will be filmed 24/7 in a house, Big Brother style. Every night viewers vote for the celeb they like best and the winner gets to go home. The final celeb in the house - the one with the least votes - will then be publicly stoned to death in Trafalgar Square.


Which celebs would you like to see go into the house?

Title: Celebrity ’Stoned to Death’
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on October 06, 2005, 09:03:09 am
That woman off Wife Swap called Lizzy something
Title: Celebrity ’Stoned to Death’
Post by: on October 06, 2005, 09:13:48 am

Jade Goody?


 

Title: Celebrity ’Stoned to Death’
Post by: lemoneye on October 06, 2005, 02:32:54 pm
Tina Turner, Rod Stewart, Jamie Oliver, Mick Hucknall, Sharon Osbourne, Kelly Osbourne, Thierry Henry, John Prescott, Ken Livingstone, any Big Brother Contestants, and about a million others i can think of!
Title: Celebrity ’Stoned to Death’
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on October 06, 2005, 03:03:09 pm
My dad would be mortified, he loves Tina Turner!
Title: Celebrity ’Stoned to Death’
Post by: loulou on October 08, 2005, 02:56:25 pm
Vanessa Feltz, Anthea Turner, Danny Baker, Jonathan Woss, Trisha Goddard, Shane Richie and the Nolans, All the Osbournes, Naomi Campbell, Hearsay, Wayne Rooney, Stan Collymore, Jodie Marsh, Peter Andre, Jasmine someone the stuck up model on celebrity holiday rep programme, Peter Stringfellow, that fat porn bloke with the greasy hair who was on The Farm, Jade Goody's ex and her mother, Scarey Spice, Simon Cowells girlfriend.
Title: Celebrity ’Stoned to Death’
Post by: smurfboy on October 08, 2005, 03:08:17 pm

God, Jasmine was a bitch wasn't she! She didn't even win that model thing! Can you imagine how many people must have turned that holiday rep show down before some desperate researcher said 'Jasmine Lennard?'

Title: Celebrity ’Stoned to Death’
Post by: loulou on October 08, 2005, 04:52:49 pm
She was on Richard and Judy too talking about models who take drugs.
Title: Celebrity ’Stoned to Death’
Post by: wjp666 on October 09, 2005, 03:46:50 am
anyione from The Streets. and all their fans. in fact, any1 who own one of their cd's...
Title: Celebrity ’Stoned to Death’
Post by: on October 09, 2005, 12:13:09 pm
Ian Huntley
Title: Celebrity ’Stoned to Death’
Post by: nightowl17 on October 09, 2005, 01:24:00 pm
Yes him too.
Title: Celebrity ’Stoned to Death’
Post by: Forth Bridges on October 10, 2005, 02:08:36 am
every single prison !!!
Title: Celebrity ’Stoned to Death’
Post by: chocolate chick on October 10, 2005, 09:59:21 am
Quote from: loulou
Vanessa Feltz, Anthea Turner, Danny Baker, Jonathan Woss,
Trisha Goddard, Shane Richie and the Nolans, All the Osbournes, Naomi
Campbell, Hearsay, Wayne Rooney, Stan Collymore, Jodie Marsh, Peter
Andre, Jasmine someone the stuck up model on celebrity holiday rep
programme, Peter Stringfellow, that fat porn bloke with the greasy hair
who was on The Farm, Jade Goody's ex and her mother, Scarey Spice,
Simon Cowells girlfriend.




My only exclusion would be Wayne Rooney and Peter Andre

Title: Celebrity ’Stoned to Death’
Post by: loulou on October 10, 2005, 12:38:50 pm
I notice on X Factor this time we haven't seen simon cowells girlfriend. Has he dumped her?
Title: Celebrity ’Stoned to Death’
Post by: Forth Bridges on October 10, 2005, 02:06:48 pm

no his girlfriensd is stil there!! he not been dump"!

Title: Celebrity ’Stoned to Death’
Post by: loulou on October 10, 2005, 07:37:00 pm
I didn't see her. I only seen Sinitta.
Title: Celebrity ’Stoned to Death’
Post by: nightowl17 on October 11, 2005, 09:45:35 pm
stone Ruby Wax to death
Title: Celebrity ’Stoned to Death’
Post by: nutsaboutchoc on October 11, 2005, 09:48:08 pm

Ruby is still fit.


I think fat people should be stoned till they learn to keep fit.

Title: Celebrity ’Stoned to Death’
Post by: nightowl17 on October 11, 2005, 09:50:10 pm
Rik Waller , Vanessa Feltz, all darts players, Fern Brittton, Alison was in Big Brother then on Richard & Judy.
Title: Celebrity ’Stoned to Death’
Post by: wjp666 on October 12, 2005, 10:15:19 am
how bout any1 from the first 4 seasons of big brother still appearing on tv?
Title: Celebrity ’Stoned to Death’
Post by: loulou on October 12, 2005, 09:25:09 pm
Title: Celebrity ’Stoned to Death’
Post by: jodiemarsh on October 14, 2005, 08:22:52 pm

i see i'm on your list of celebs you'd like to see stoned. well try checking out my blog on my website before you pass judgement. i update it myself every day and I don't take kindly to nasty people. i don't just have a silly forum to scribble my thoughts on - i have my very own website. so there!


www.jodiemarsh.tv - give it a go. you might learn something or if not, i'll entertain you daily with whats happening in my world. now what other celebs do that for you?! eh? eh?

Title: Celebrity ’Stoned to Death’
Post by: nightowl17 on October 14, 2005, 08:23:38 pm
Thankfully no one else does it.
Title: Celebrity ’Stoned to Death’
Post by: smurfboy on October 14, 2005, 09:02:44 pm
Quote from: jodiemarsh

i see i'm on your list of celebs you'd like to see stoned. well try checking out my blog on my website before you pass judgement. i update it myself every day and I don't take kindly to nasty people. i don't just have a silly forum to scribble my thoughts on - i have my very own website. so there!


[url=http://www.jodiemarsh.tv]www.jodiemarsh.tv[/url] - give it a go. you might learn something or if not, i'll entertain you daily with whats happening in my world. now what other celebs do that for you?! eh? eh?



How bored and/or deluded does someone have to be to pretend they're Jodie Marsh and complain about being nominated for a fictional reality show?

Title: Celebrity ’Stoned to Death’
Post by: lemoneye on October 15, 2005, 10:17:11 am
Severely retarded or worse... Plus i doubt the REAL Jodie Marsh can spell, although i was impressed to see a complete lack of punctuation. 
Title: Celebrity ’Stoned to Death’
Post by: loulou on October 15, 2005, 03:24:33 pm
Jodie Marsh would know where to plug the computer in .
Title: Celebrity ’Stoned to Death’
Post by: Hello Sweetie on October 15, 2005, 04:55:22 pm
Who is Jodie Marsh???
Title: Celebrity ’Stoned to Death’
Post by: loulou on October 15, 2005, 06:05:12 pm
She is the Jordan wannabe.
Title: Celebrity ’Stoned to Death’
Post by: smurfboy on October 16, 2005, 04:01:45 am

She's always showing off her bum, her belly, and of course her baps.

Title: Celebrity ’Stoned to Death’
Post by: oldspice on October 16, 2005, 08:53:42 am

If she is Jodie Marsh (whoever that is) she should realise that being in the public eye involves being open to criticism as well as praise. If she is a Jordan wannabe I can't see that she is any use to society at all. Having her own website to updat every day, telling people about herself and what she has been doing, does not impress me. It shows me what a vain person she must be.


Personally, I am not partial to violence, but if I could metaphorically stone a celebrity, it would have to be all those false-haired, fake-tanned, hardly-clothed bimbos and their equally false but pretty boyfriends who occupy the pages of papers like The Sun or mags like OK.

Title: Celebrity ’Stoned to Death’
Post by: Forth Bridges on October 16, 2005, 12:11:03 pm

what type of stoned are we talking about as it is posble to die from both!!!


but using stones from the ground are more /////


I stil say  it PRIson people !!! like murders, dr  bloke adn fred west, york ripper

Title: Celebrity ’Stoned to Death’
Post by: oldspice on October 16, 2005, 01:19:19 pm
Pardon?
Title: Celebrity ’Stoned to Death’
Post by: lemoneye on October 16, 2005, 01:20:57 pm

I think that was...


You can die by more than one way of "getting stoned"


And - stoning should be reserved for prisoners, such as Fred West and Peter Sutcliffe etc...

Title: Celebrity ’Stoned to Death’
Post by: Forth Bridges on October 16, 2005, 02:57:02 pm
thank you lemoneye!
Title: Celebrity ’Stoned to Death’
Post by: oldspice on October 16, 2005, 03:04:40 pm
Of course, I agree. I think the post invites us to imagine the celebrity we would like to 'stone' .
Title: Celebrity ’Stoned to Death’
Post by: oldspice on October 16, 2005, 03:06:42 pm
I've just looked at her website and it seems she does charity appearances. Good for her. At least she's using her assets for something positive.
Title: Celebrity ’Stoned to Death’
Post by: smurfboy on October 16, 2005, 03:11:20 pm
'Assets' - she certainly has those! Shame about that hooter...
Title: Celebrity ’Stoned to Death’
Post by: lemoneye on October 16, 2005, 03:16:14 pm

And the disturbing lack of intelligence