Post by: wjp666 on September 26, 2005, 03:57:09 pm
ok, here it is - the EASIEST word association game EVER! you wont have to use your brain at all! yay!
the rules: i write a word, and the next person has to write another word which MAY or MAY NOT have anything to do with the previous word, ok?
god, im a genius!
my word:
TORTOISE
(bear in mind, this can be followed by the likes of 'curtain-rail', 'bobby charlton'. 'battery'... or ANYTHING else at all. yay!)
Post by: goldencup on September 26, 2005, 03:59:38 pm
Oh YES, this sounds absolutely BRILLIANT - it's just so exhausting thinking of all those tedious associations. This is much more like it, so here we go......er......erm.......
SEWING MACHINE!
Post by: loulou on September 26, 2005, 04:04:52 pm
Post by: chocolate chick on September 26, 2005, 04:45:26 pm
Post by: loulou on September 26, 2005, 06:00:04 pm
Post by: smurfboy on September 26, 2005, 06:29:59 pm
Post by: loulou on September 26, 2005, 06:35:21 pm
Post by: smurfboy on September 26, 2005, 06:41:29 pm
Post by: Forth Bridges on September 26, 2005, 06:42:44 pm
Post by: on September 26, 2005, 07:11:50 pm
Vulva
Post by: loulou on September 26, 2005, 07:47:32 pm
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Post by: Forth Bridges on September 26, 2005, 08:00:58 pm
Post by: on September 26, 2005, 08:06:48 pm
Nipple
Post by: minty on September 26, 2005, 08:09:25 pm
Post by: Forth Bridges on September 26, 2005, 08:10:48 pm
Post by: Forth Bridges on September 26, 2005, 11:44:30 pm
Post by: wjp666 on September 27, 2005, 05:51:25 am
kellogs pop-tarts
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on September 27, 2005, 09:13:07 am
Post by: chocolate chick on September 27, 2005, 11:25:06 am
Post by: Forth Bridges on September 27, 2005, 11:25:14 am
Post by: loulou on September 27, 2005, 12:17:00 pm
Post by: Forth Bridges on September 27, 2005, 12:51:14 pm
Post by: loulou on September 27, 2005, 12:52:30 pm
Post by: Forth Bridges on September 27, 2005, 01:03:23 pm
Post by: minty on September 27, 2005, 01:05:49 pm
Post by: loulou on September 27, 2005, 01:10:43 pm
Post by: Forth Bridges on September 27, 2005, 01:52:53 pm
Post by: smurfboy on September 27, 2005, 02:31:39 pm
Post by: chocolate chick on September 27, 2005, 03:08:41 pm
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Post by: smurfboy on September 27, 2005, 06:09:06 pm
Post by: wjp666 on September 27, 2005, 11:39:25 pm
Post by: loulou on September 27, 2005, 11:47:35 pm
Post by: wjp666 on September 28, 2005, 02:42:40 am
Post by: on September 28, 2005, 06:51:47 am
Throb
Post by: smurfboy on September 28, 2005, 02:21:09 pm
Post by: on September 28, 2005, 07:39:22 pm
Post by: goldencup on September 28, 2005, 07:41:55 pm
Post by: wjp666 on September 28, 2005, 08:09:19 pm
doo-wah-diddy-diddy-dum-diddy-doo....
Post by: smurfboy on September 29, 2005, 02:24:50 pm
Post by: loulou on September 29, 2005, 04:35:21 pm
Post by: smurfboy on September 29, 2005, 06:15:58 pm
Post by: loulou on September 29, 2005, 06:20:54 pm
Post by: smurfboy on September 29, 2005, 06:21:33 pm
Post by: loulou on September 29, 2005, 06:26:31 pm
customer
Post by: goldencup on September 29, 2005, 07:59:05 pm
Post by: Forth Bridges on September 29, 2005, 08:50:09 pm
hullo hoops
Post by: loulou on September 29, 2005, 09:09:53 pm
Post by: wjp666 on September 30, 2005, 12:09:49 am
With yellow feathers in her hair and a dress cut down to there
She would merengue and do the cha-cha
And while she tried to be a star
Tony always tended bar
Across the crowded floor, they worked from 8 til 4
They were young and they had each other
Who could ask for more?
At the copa (co!) copacabana (copacabana)
The hottest spot north of havana (here)
At the copa (co!) copacabana
Music and passion were always in fashion
At the copa.... they fell in love
His name was rico
He wore a diamond
He was escorted to his chair, he saw lola dancing there
And when she finished,he called her over
But rico went a bit to far
Tony sailed across the bar
And then the punches flew and chairs were smashed in two
There was blood and a single gun shot
But just who shot who?
At the copa... she lost her love
Her name is lola, she was a showgirl,
But that was 30 years ago, when they used to have a show
Now it’s a disco, but not for lola,
Still in dress she used to wear,
Faded feathers in her hair
She sits there so refined,and drinks herself half-blind
She lost her youth and she lost her tony
Now she’s lost her mind
At the copa... don’t fall in love
Don’t fall in love
Post by: loulou on September 30, 2005, 12:40:18 am
My hands are all sticky,
They've been in the glue.
I'll lift them up slowly
And show them to you;
I'll put them together,
And pull them apart.
I'll wash them in water.
Ohh aren't they smart?
Post by: Forth Bridges on September 30, 2005, 12:54:29 pm
Hitch-hiked her way across the USA
Plucked her eyebrows on the way
Shaved her legs and then he was a she
She says, Hey babe
Take a walk on the wild side
She said, Hey honey
Take a walk on the wild side
Candy came from out on the Island
In the backroom she was everybody's darlin'
But she never lost her head
Even when she was giving head
She says, Hey babe
Take a walk on the wild side
Said, Hey babe
Take a walk on the wild side
And the colored girls go
doo do doo do doo do do doo
Little Joe never once gave it away
Everybody had to pay and pay
A hustle here and a hustle there
New York City's the place where they said, Hey babe
Take a walk on the wild side
I said, Hey Joe
Take a walk on the wild side
Sugar Plum Fairy came and hit the streets
Lookin' for soul food and a place to eat
Went to the Apollo
You should've seen 'em go go go
They said, Hey sugar
Take a walk on the wild side
I Said, Hey babe
Take a walk on the wild side
All right, huh
Jackie is just speeding away
Thought she was James Dean for a day
Then I guess she had to crash
Valium would have helped that bash
Said, Hey babe,
Take a walk on the wild side
I said, Hey honey,
Take a walk on the wild side
And the colored girls say,
doo do doo do doo do do doo
Post by: smurfboy on September 30, 2005, 02:41:35 pm
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on September 30, 2005, 03:30:29 pm
Post by: wjp666 on September 30, 2005, 05:26:57 pm
I was looking into the mirror
To see a little bit clearer
The rottenness and evil in me
Fingertips have memories,
Mine can't forget the curves of your body
And when I feel a bit naughty
I run it up the flagpole and see who salutes
(But no one ever does)
I'm not sick, but I'm not well
and I'm so hot 'cause I'm in hell
Been around the world and found
That only stupid people are breeding
The cretins cloning and feeding
And I don't even own a TV
Put me in the hospital for nerves
And then they had to commit me
You told them all I was crazy
They cut off my legs now I'm an amputee, Goddamn you
I'm not sick, but I'm not well
And I'm so hot cause I'm in hell
I'm not sick, but I'm not well
And it's a sin to live so well
I wanna publish 'zines
And rage against machines
I wanna pierce my tongue
It doesn't hurt, it feels fine
The trivial sublime
I'd like to turn off time
And kill my mind
You kill my mind
Mind...
Paranoia, paranoia
Everybody's comin' to get me
Just say you never met me
I'm runnin' underground with the moles
Diggin' in holes
Hear the voices in my head
I swear to God it sounds like they're snoring
But if you're bored then you're boring
The agony and the irony, they're killing me, whoa!
I'm not sick, but I'm not well
And I'm so hot cause I'm in hell
I'm not sick, but I'm not well
And it's a sin to live this well
(One, two, three, four!)
Post by: smurfboy on September 30, 2005, 06:03:58 pm
Post by: Forth Bridges on September 30, 2005, 06:27:48 pm
huckly diddly dodaly do do get a kiss and skip to loo0000000000000
Post by: loulou on September 30, 2005, 10:31:12 pm
Four Christmas Trees
In the garden shop;
Tall and green
With a star on the top.
Along came a child
With some money one day;
Bought a Christmas Tree
And took it right away.
Post by: wjp666 on October 01, 2005, 02:07:14 am
Get up, come on get down with the sickness
Get up, come on get down with the sickness
Open up your hate, and let it flow into me
Get up, come on get down with the sickness
You mother get up
Come on get down with the sickness
You f***er get up
Come on get down with the sickness
Madness is the gift, that has been given to me
Post by: Forth Bridges on October 01, 2005, 11:27:08 am
Talk about things you'd like to do
You've got to have a dream
If you don't have a dream
How you gonna have a dream come true
Talk about the moon floating in the sky
Looking like a lily on a lake
Talk about the bird learning how to fly
Making all the music he can make
Happy talkin' talkin Happy talk
Talk about things you'd like to do
You've got to have a dream
If you don't have a dream
How you gonna have a dream come true
Let's talk about the star looking like a toy
Peeking through the branches of a tree
Talk about the girl talk about the boy
Counting all the ripples on the sea
Happy talkin' talkin Happy talk
Talk about things you'd like to do
You've got to have a dream
If you don't have a dream
How you gonna make a dream come true
Talk about the boy saying to the girl
Golly baby I'm a lucky cus
Talk about the girl saying to the boy
You and me are lucky to be us
Happy talkin' talkin Happy talk
Talk about things you'd like to do
You've got to have a dream
If you don't have a dream
How you gonna make a dream come true
And if you don't talk happy
And you never have a dream
Then you'll never have a dream come true
Post by: smurfboy on October 01, 2005, 01:30:20 pm
Y va pas partout
Y marche pas au soda
Son saxo jaune
Connait toutes les rues par coeur
Tous les p'tits bars
Tous les coins noirs
Et la Seine
Et ses ponts qui brillent
Dans sa caisse
La musique a Joe
C'est la rumba
Le vieux rock au mambo
Joe le taxi
C'est sa vie
Le rhum au mambo
Embouteillage
Il est comme ca
Rhum et mambo
Joe - Joe - Joe
Dans sa caisse
La musique a Joe resonne
C'est la rumba
Le vieux rock au mambo bidon
Vas-y Joe
Vas-y Joe
Vas-y fonce
Dans la nuit vers l'amazone
Joe le taxi
Et Xavier Cugat
Joe le taxi
Et Yma Sumac
Joe - Joe - Joe
Joe le taxi
C'est sa vie
Le rhum au mambo
Embouteillage
Joe le taxi
Et les Mariachis
Joe le taxi
Et le cha-cha-chi
Joe le taxi
Et le cha-cha-chi
Vas-y Joe
Vas-y fonce
Dans la nuit vers l'amazone
Post by: Forth Bridges on October 01, 2005, 02:54:13 pm
For summer nights with moon and stars above
A serenade I long to sing you
The reddest rose I'll always bring you
Save your love for Roma and for me
Darling I will love you endlessly
Even though you're far away from me
I can't forget the words I told you
How it felt to love and hold you
Love like ours will last eternally
Save your love my darling, save your love
For summer nights with moon and stars above
A serenade I long to sing you
The reddest rose I'll always bring you
Save your love for Roma and for me
Even though it's been so very long
The memory of our love still lingers on
I can't wait to hold and kiss you
Don't you know how much I miss you
Darling sing for me our lovers song
Salva l'amore cara, salva l'amore
Le notte d'estate la luna l'estelle lassu
A serenade I long to sing you
The reddest rose I always bring you
Salva l'amore per Roma e per me
(La la-la la-la la-la la-la) io ti amo caro
(La-la la-la la-la la-la la-la) I love you
I can't wait to hold and kiss you
Don't you know how much I miss you
Darling, sing for me our lover's song
Save your love my darling, save your love
(Oh you know that I will)
For summer nights with moon and stars above
(Oh I love you still)
A serenade I long to sing you
The reddest rose I always bring you
Save your love for Roma and for me
Post by: smurfboy on October 01, 2005, 05:02:29 pm
Post by: wjp666 on October 01, 2005, 05:28:05 pm
Agadoo doo doo push pineapple grind coffee
To the left to the right jump up and down and to the knees
Come and dance every night sing with a hula melody
I met a hula mistress somewhere in Waikiki
Where she was selling pineapple playing ukulele
And when I went to the girl come on and teach me to sway
She laughed and whispered to me yes come tonight to the bay
The lovely beach and the sky
The moon of Hawaii
The rum calypso sarong
We'll all be singing this song
Agadoo doo doo push pineapple shake the tree
Agadoo doo doo push pineapple grind coffee
To the left to the right jump up and down and to the knees
Come and dance every night sing with a hula melody
Agadoo doo doo push pineapple shake the tree
Agadoo doo doo push pineapple grind coffee
To the left to the right jump up and down and to the knees
Come and dance every night sing with a hula melody
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Agadoo doo doo push pineapple shake the tree
Agadoo doo doo push pineapple grind coffee
To the left to the right jump up and down and to the knees
Come and dance every night sing with a hula melody
Then down on the shore
They gather romance
She showed me much more
Not only to dance
Agadoo doo doo push pineapple shake the tree
Agadoo doo doo push pineapple grind coffee
To the left to the right jump up and down and to the knees
Come and dance every night sing with a hula melody
Agadoo doo doo push pineapple shake the tree
Agadoo doo doo push pineapple grind coffee
To the left to the right jump up and down and to the knees
Come and dance every night sing with a hula melody
The lovely beach and the sky
The moon of Hawaii
The rum calypso sarong
We'll all be singing this song
Agadoo doo doo push pineapple shake the tree
Agadoo doo doo push pineapple grind coffee
To the left to the right jump up and down and to the knees
Come and dance every night sing with a hula melody
Agadoo doo doo push pineapple shake the tree
Agadoo doo doo push pineapple grind coffee
To the left to the right jump up and down and to the knees
Come and dance every night sing with a hula melody
Agadoo doo doo push pineapple shake the tree
Agadoo doo doo push pineapple grind coffee
To the left to the right jump up and down and to the knees
Come and dance every night sing with a hula melody
Post by: goldencup on October 01, 2005, 05:29:32 pm
Post by: Forth Bridges on October 01, 2005, 06:41:30 pm
Pushing down on me
Pressing down on you
No man ask for
Under pressure
That burns a building down
Splits a family in two
Puts people on streets
It's the terror of knowing
What this world is about
Watching some good friends
Screaming let me out
Pray tomorrow
Gets me higher
Pressure on people
People on streets
Okay
Chippin' around, kick my brains around the floor
These are the days it never rains but it pours
Ee do ba be
Ee da ba ba ba
Um bo bo
Be lap
People on streets, ee da de da de
People on streets, ee da de da de da de da
It's the terror of knowing
What this world is about
Watching some good friends
Screaming let me out
Pray tomorrow
Gets me higher
Pressure on people
People on streets
Turned away from it all like a blind man
Sat on a fence but it don't work
Keep coming up with love but it's so slashed and torn
Why, why, WHY!
Love
Insanity laughs under pressure we're cracking
Can't we give ourselves one more chance
Why can't we give love that one more chance
Why can't we give love, give love, give love
Give love, give love, give love, give love, give love
Cause love's such an old fashioned word
And love dares you to care for
The people on the edge of the night
And love dares you to change our way of
Caring about ourselves
This is our last dance
This is ourselves
Under pressure
Under pressure
Pressure
Post by: smurfboy on October 02, 2005, 01:57:49 pm
Post by: Forth Bridges on October 02, 2005, 02:11:43 pm
Pretty woman the kind I like to meet
Pretty woman I don't believe you, you're not the truth
No one could look as good as you, mercy
Pretty woman won't you pardon me
Pretty woman I couldn't help but see
Pretty woman that you look lovely as can be
Are you lonely just like me
Pretty woman stop awhile
Pretty woman talk awhile
Pretty woman give your smile to me
Pretty woman yeah, yeah, yeah
Pretty woman look my way
Pretty woman say you'll stay with me
Cuz I need you, I'll treat you right
Come with me baby, be mine tonight
Pretty woman don't walk on by
Pretty woman don't make me cry
Pretty woman don't walk away, hey, OK
If that's the way it must be OK
I guess I'll go on home, it's late
There'll be tomorrow night, but wait
What do I see
Is she walkin' back to me
Yeah, she's walkin' back to me
Oh, oh, pretty woman
Post by: smurfboy on October 02, 2005, 02:26:54 pm
Post by: wjp666 on October 02, 2005, 09:10:04 pm
Post by: smurfboy on October 02, 2005, 09:37:47 pm
First of all I would like to make one thing perfectly clear.
I never explain anything.
Post by: Forth Bridges on October 02, 2005, 09:49:15 pm
Worry's for another day.
Let the music play,
Down at Fraggle Rock.
Work you cares away,
Dancing's for another day.
Let the Fraggles play,
We're Gobo, Mokey, Wembley, Boober, Red.
Dance your cares away,
Worry's for another day.
Let the music play,
Down at Fraggle Rock.
Down at Fraggle Rock.
Down at Fraggle Rock.
Post by: smurfboy on October 02, 2005, 09:58:17 pm
Post by: Forth Bridges on October 02, 2005, 10:29:43 pm
You‘re my world, you‘re every breath I take
You‘re my world, you're every move I make
Other eyes see the stars up in the skies
But for me they shine within your eyes
As the trees reach for the sun above
So my arms reach out to you for love
With your hand resting in mine
I feel a power so divine
You‘re my world, you are my night and day
You‘re my world, you‘re every prayer I pray
If our love ceases to be
Then it‘s the end of my world for me
With your hand resting in mine
I feel a power so divine
You're my world, you are my night and day
You're my world, you're every prayer I pray
If our love ceases to be
Then it's the end of my world
End of my world
End of my world for me
BUT DO YOU KNWO WHO SANG IT????
Post by: smurfboy on October 03, 2005, 02:37:43 pm
Cilla Black
But anyhoo...
We go together like rama-lama-lama-a-ringedy-ding-a-dong
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on October 03, 2005, 04:01:32 pm
Post by: smurfboy on October 03, 2005, 06:06:45 pm
Post by: Forth Bridges on October 03, 2005, 07:52:29 pm
Post by: wjp666 on October 04, 2005, 06:48:49 am
I'd like to sing a song about the American Dream
About me
About you
About the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottoms of our chests
About that special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts
Or maybe below the cockles
Maybe in the sub-cockle area
Maybe in the liver
Maybe in the kidneys
Maybe even in the colon
We don't know
I'm just a regular joe
With a regular job
I'm your average white
Suburbanite slob
I like football, and porno, and books about war
I've got an average house
With a nice hardwood floor
My wife, and my job
My kids, and my car
My feet on the table
And a Cuban cigar
But sometimes that just ain't enough
To keep a man like me interested
Oh no, no way, uh uhh
No, I gotta go out and have fun
At someone else's expense
Oh yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah
I drive really slow
In the ultra-fast lane
While people behind me are going insane
I'm an a**hole
(he's an a**hole, what an a**hole)
I'm an a**hole
(he's an a**hole, such an a**hole)
I use public toilets
And I p**s on the seat
I walk around in the summer time sayin', "How about this heat?"
I'm an a**hole
(he's an a**hole, what an a**hole)
I'm an a**hole
(he's the worlds biggest a**hole)
Sometimes I park in the handicapped spaces
While handicapped people
Make handicapped faces
I'm an a**hole
(he's an a**hole, what an a**hole)
I'm an a**hole
(he's a big f***ing a**hole)
Maybe I shouldn't be singin' this song
Ranting and raving and carrying on
Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong...
...
NAAAHHHHH!
I'm an a**hole
(he's an a**hole, what an a**hole)
I'm an a**hole
(he's the world's biggest a**hole)
You know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadilac El Dorado Convertable
Hot pink!
With whale skin hub caps
An all leather cow interior
And big brown baby seal eyes for headlights
YEAH!
And I'm gonna drive around in that baby
At 115 miles per hour
Getting one mile per gallon
Sucking down Quarter Pounder cheeseburgers from McDonalds in the old-fashioned non-biodegradable Styrofoam containers
And when I'm done sucking down those grease-ball burgers
I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag
And then I'm gonna toss the Styrofoam containers right out the side
And there ain't a Goddamn thing anybody can do about it
You know why?
'Cause we got the bombs, that's why!
Two words: Nuclear F***in' Weapons
Okay!?
Russia, Germany, Romania
They can have all the Democracy they want
They can have a big Democracy cake walk
Right through the middle of Tienemen Square
And it won't make a lick of difference
Because we got the bombs
Okay!?
John Wayne's not dead
He's frozen!
And as soon as we find a cure for cancer We're gonna thaw out "The Duke"
And he's gonna be pretty p**sed off
You know why?
Have you ever taken a cold shower?
Well, multiply that by 15 million times
That's how p**sed off "The Duke"'s gonna be
I'm gonna get "The Duke"
And John Cassavetes
And Lee Marvin
And Sam Peckinpah
And a case of whiskey
And drive down to Texas
And-
(Hey, Hey! You know you really are an a**hole)
Why don't you just shut-up and sing the song, pal?
You know, the whole time I thought I was that a**hole
And it turns out it was him
What an a**hole!
I'm an a**hole
(he's an **shole, what an a**hole)
I'm an a**hole
(he's the worlds biggest a**hole)
A - ** - HO - LE!
Everybody!!
A - ** - HO - LE!
*dog barking noises*
I'm an a**hole and proud of it!"
Post by: goldencup on October 04, 2005, 01:43:10 pm
11 was a racehorse
22 was 12
1111 race
22112
Post by: smurfboy on October 04, 2005, 01:46:34 pm
On yonder hill there stood a horse.
It's not there now.
It must have moved.
Post by: goldencup on October 04, 2005, 01:53:15 pm
Post by: smurfboy on October 04, 2005, 02:07:06 pm
Post by: Forth Bridges on October 04, 2005, 05:36:41 pm
every times I stand and stare I wronder,
everytime, and look and see I wronder
is it my or i'am i dreaming ?
Post by: smurfboy on October 04, 2005, 06:06:14 pm
Post by: wjp666 on October 04, 2005, 06:30:44 pm
Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really
really really wanna zigazig ha.
i for one agree - theres nothing id require more right now that a zigazig ha.
Post by: Forth Bridges on October 04, 2005, 07:55:16 pm
Mama used to say don't stay out-a late
With the bad-a boys, always shoot-a pool
Giuseppe going to flunk-a school
Boy, it make-a me sick, all the t'ing I gotta do
I can't-a get-a no kicks, always got to follow rules
Boy, it make-a me sick, just to make-a lousy bucks
Got to feel-a like a fool and-a mama used to say all-a time
What's-a matter you Hey! Gotta no respect
What-a you t'ink you do? Why you look-a so sad
It's-a not so bad, it's-a nice-a place
Ah, shaddap-a you face
That's-a my mama, I can remember
Big accordion solo
Ah! Play dat again, Really nice, really nice
Soon-a come-a day, gonna be a big-a star
Den I make-a TV shows and-a movies
Get-a myself a new car, but still I be myself
I don't want-a to change a t'ing, still a-dance and a-sing
I t'ink about-a mama, she used to say
What's-a matter you Hey! Gotta no respect
What-a you t'ink you do Why you look-a so sad
It's-a not so bad, it's-a nice-a place
Ah, shaddap-a you face
Mama, she said it all-a da time
What's-a matter you Hey Gotta no respect
What-a you t'ink you do Why you look-a so sad
It's-a not so bad, it's-a nice-a place
Ah, shaddap-a you face
That s-a my mama
Hello, everybody!
'At's out-a dere in-a radio and-a TV land
Did you know I had a big-a hit-a song in-a Italy with-a disc
Shaddap-a you face
I sing-a dis-a song, all-a my fans applaud
Dey clap-a da hands, dat-a make me feel-a so good
You ought to learn-a dis-a song, it's-a real-a simple
See, I sing: what's-a matter you You sing Hey
Den I sing-a da rest and den at de end, we can all-a sing:
Ah, Shaddap-a you face! O.k., let's-a try it, really big
Uno, duo, tre, quatro
What's-a matter you Hey Gotta no respect Hey
What-a you t'ink you Hey do Why you look-a so sad Hey
It's-a not so bad Hey it's-a nice-a place
Ah, shaddap-a you face
OK one more-a time for mama
What's-a matter you Hey Gotta no respect Hey
What-a you t'ink you Hey do Why you look-a so sad Hey
It's-a not so bad Hey it's-a nice-a place
Ah, shaddap-a you face
Post by: wjp666 on October 05, 2005, 04:23:53 am
If I only could I’d set the world on fire ohhhhhhh huff it
If I only could I’d set the world on fire ohhhhhhh ohhhhhh
Chorus: if I only could I’d set the world on fire say huff the world (huff the
World) if I only could I’d set the world on fire say huff em all (huff em all)
Huff you huff me and huff us
Huff tom huff mary and huff gus
Huff darius
Huff the westcoast and huff everybody on the east eat stuff and die
Or huff off atleast
Huff preschoolers huff rollas kings and queens and gold jewlers
Huff wine coolas huff chicken huff ducks everybody in your crew sucks
Huff muthahuffs huff critics huff your review even if you like huff you
Huff your mom huff your moms momma huff the beastie boys and the dali llama
Huff rain forests huff a forrest gump you probably like it in the rump
Huff a shoe pump huff the real deal and huff and huff all the fakes
Huff all 52 states ohhhhh and huff you
Chorus x2
Huff oprah, huff opera, huff a soap opera
Huff a pop locker and a ock blocker
Huff your girlfriend, I probably did her already
Huff kyle and his brother tom petty, jump steady
My homie huff ’em what are ya gonna do
Huff that nitch man huff you
Yeah well huff you to
Don’t bother to analyze these rhymes
In this song I say huff 93 times
Huff the president, huff your welfare
Huff your government and huff fred bear
Huff nugent, like anybody gives a huff
You like to hunt a lot, so huffin what!
Huff disco, count a monty mrisco
Huff sisqo, and jack and jerry brisco
And huff everyone that went down
With the titanic, in a panic
I’m like, huff you all!!!!
Chorus x2
Huff celine dion and huff deion walrick
You both make me sick, huff my dick
Huff the berlin wall, both sides of it
And huff lyle loveitt, whoever the huff that is
Huff everybody in the hemisphere
Huff them across the world and huff them right here
You know the guy who operates the
Rouge river draw bridge in delray on jefferson?
Huff him!
Huff your idea, huff your gonarea,
Huff your diareaha, rocky miavia
Huff your wife your homie did he’s huffin you
Huff the police and the 502
Huff spin, rolling stone, and huff vibe
Huff everybody inside
Whoevers on the cover, huff his mother
Huff your little brother’s homie from along the way
And huff violent j
Post by: smurfboy on October 05, 2005, 02:31:03 pm
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on October 06, 2005, 01:13:21 pm
Post by: smurfboy on October 06, 2005, 02:05:14 pm
You touch-a my man, I slap-a your face!
Post by: wjp666 on October 09, 2005, 03:49:21 am
one from the bottom row, please, carol...
Post by: Forth Bridges on October 09, 2005, 11:11:44 am
Post by: on October 09, 2005, 12:11:26 pm
Fanny batter
Post by: loulou on October 09, 2005, 02:34:29 pm
Post by: Forth Bridges on October 09, 2005, 03:19:33 pm
oh drat the another dog dies let get another oen cover it up!
Post by: loulou on October 09, 2005, 03:57:35 pm
you can lead a horse to water but you can't make it drink.
Post by: Forth Bridges on October 09, 2005, 04:55:09 pm
now I told you can't do that with a rubber chicken, an spoon, an leak and some battries, but if you had whiks adn alead that will make it WORK
Post by: loulou on October 09, 2005, 05:06:59 pm
Post by: Forth Bridges on October 09, 2005, 07:58:34 pm
Post by: on October 09, 2005, 08:16:15 pm
Post by: loulou on October 09, 2005, 08:20:38 pm
Post by: Forth Bridges on October 09, 2005, 10:01:37 pm
and remember when a tortona/ huuracinas is forecast, please State it good drying you wishing clothe sday and good for riding your bikE!
Post by: loulou on October 09, 2005, 10:04:56 pm
yes and don't take your hairdyer in the bath
Post by: Forth Bridges on October 10, 2005, 02:07:53 am
i'm sorry but even if the vicor couls do stiptess he can't ecewn if you payed him double at your wedding!
Post by: on October 10, 2005, 09:47:27 am
Post by: Forth Bridges on October 10, 2005, 10:57:05 am
Now sir I have told you once I'vl todl you twice you can't have tah tchicken, in this office
Post by: smurfboy on October 10, 2005, 02:19:59 pm
Post by: Forth Bridges on October 10, 2005, 02:22:48 pm
Post by: smurfboy on October 10, 2005, 02:33:37 pm
Post by: Forth Bridges on October 11, 2005, 01:09:20 am
Post by: smurfboy on October 11, 2005, 01:41:15 am
Post by: Forth Bridges on October 11, 2005, 07:54:50 pm
Ah misure you are spoiling US !
Post by: loulou on October 11, 2005, 09:16:54 pm
Post by: smurfboy on October 12, 2005, 12:30:33 am
Weetabix, soggy, with honey, two runny eggs and toasted crispy bun! Done to a turn!
Post by: Forth Bridges on October 12, 2005, 01:18:35 am
Well yes marthan where chaeper to make and taste better but let chagne it anyways!
Post by: wjp666 on October 12, 2005, 10:14:12 am
weebles wobble but they dont fall down...
(true)
Post by: chocolate chick on October 12, 2005, 10:15:54 am
Post by: Forth Bridges on October 12, 2005, 10:26:57 am
at lesast it was paint you spilt a not a pint!
Post by: smurfboy on October 12, 2005, 02:10:26 pm
Post by: chocolate chick on October 12, 2005, 02:22:22 pm
Post by: smurfboy on October 12, 2005, 02:23:31 pm
Post by: chocolate chick on October 12, 2005, 02:25:32 pm
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on October 12, 2005, 02:51:03 pm
Post by: smurfboy on October 12, 2005, 02:51:59 pm
Post by: Forth Bridges on October 12, 2005, 06:13:36 pm
oh wha t a lover piar of jugs you have!
are thre from teh 19th centuery
Post by: smurfboy on October 12, 2005, 06:15:42 pm
Always thought when I got married/That my life would be a whirl/then I discovered I'd married a boy/Who'd rather be a girl...
I met him one night in Miami/and I wed him one night in Miami/His name was Tommy, but he said 'call me Tammy'/'twas then I knew he'd rather be a girl!
Post by: loulou on October 12, 2005, 09:24:36 pm
Post by: smurfboy on October 12, 2005, 10:22:03 pm
Post by: loulou on October 12, 2005, 10:39:14 pm
Post by: Forth Bridges on October 12, 2005, 11:02:50 pm
well dear I told you not to ran in fron to thatt car. not what are we going to do with all these spare part?
Post by: smurfboy on October 12, 2005, 11:25:03 pm
Post by: loulou on October 12, 2005, 11:45:07 pm
Post by: Forth Bridges on October 12, 2005, 11:46:49 pm
Post by: loulou on October 12, 2005, 11:53:41 pm
Post by: smurfboy on October 13, 2005, 12:20:08 am
Post by: loulou on October 13, 2005, 12:26:04 am
Deck the halls with boughs of holly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Tis the season to be jolly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Don we now our gay apparel,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
Troll the ancient Yuletide carol,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Verse 2
See the blazing Yule before us,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Strike the harp and join the chorus,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Follow me in merry measure,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
While I tell of Yuletide treasure,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Verse 3
Fast away the old year passes,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Hail the new, ye lads and lasses,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Sing we joyous, all together,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
Heedless of the wind and weather,
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Post by: smurfboy on October 13, 2005, 12:42:04 am
Post by: loulou on October 13, 2005, 12:43:44 am
Post by: smurfboy on October 13, 2005, 12:54:23 am
This duck's very fatty. Do you think I should send it back?
Post by: loulou on October 13, 2005, 01:00:39 am
Post by: smurfboy on October 13, 2005, 01:02:56 am
Post by: loulou on October 13, 2005, 01:03:51 am
Post by: Forth Bridges on October 13, 2005, 10:25:16 am
Post by: smurfboy on October 13, 2005, 06:11:25 pm
Post by: Forth Bridges on October 13, 2005, 06:25:40 pm
i'am sorry I can't understand what you saying mayby yuo shoudl try another dircetory enquires serivce >
Post by: wjp666 on October 13, 2005, 06:28:34 pm
Post by: Forth Bridges on October 13, 2005, 06:32:29 pm
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Post by: smurfboy on October 13, 2005, 07:43:15 pm
Post by: loulou on October 14, 2005, 12:19:00 am
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Post by: smurfboy on October 14, 2005, 02:40:04 pm
Post by: Forth Bridges on October 14, 2005, 05:56:51 pm
WELL even if we were in teh stainotary cubroad we never went near that Hole puch! but we don get near that paint set
Post by: smurfboy on October 14, 2005, 06:12:52 pm
Post by: wjp666 on October 15, 2005, 11:21:24 am
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Post by: smurfboy on October 15, 2005, 01:18:20 pm
Post by: Forth Bridges on October 15, 2005, 05:50:01 pm
Post by: smurfboy on October 16, 2005, 03:59:28 am
Post by: Forth Bridges on October 16, 2005, 12:15:51 pm
It’s a kind of magic
A kind of magic
One dream one soul, one prize
One goal, one golden glance of what should be
It’s a kind of magic
One shaft of light that shows the way
No mortal man can win this day
It’s a kind of magic
The bell that rings inside your mind
It’s challenging the doors of time
It's a kind of magic
The waiting seems eternity
The day will dawn of sanity
Is this a kind of magic
It's a kind of magic
There can be only one
This rage that lasts a thousand years
Will soon be gone
This flame that burns inside of me
I’m hearing secret harmonies
It’s a kind of magic
The bell that rings inside your mind
It’s challenging the doors of time
It’s a kind of magic
It’s a kind of magic
This rage that lasts a thousand years
Will soon be, will soon be
Will soon be gone
This is a kind of magic
There can be only one
This rage that lasts a thousand years
Will soon be gone
Magic – it’s a kind of magic
It’s a kind of magic
Magic, magic, magic, magic
It’s magic
It’s a kind of magic
Post by: lemoneye on October 16, 2005, 01:28:28 pm
Quiero saber si tú aun me quieres, quiero volver a empezar
When they begin the beguine, quiero saber que fue de tu vida
Quiero saber si todo se olvida, para volver a empezar
Yo que siempre jugué con tu amor hasta el final
Y seguro yo estaba que tú aun me querías
Hoy al ver que ya todo acabó que no daría
Para volver a empezar
Día a día te hacías querer un poco más
Quién me iba a decir que una vez te perdería
Y hoy al verme tan solo sin ti que no daría
Para volver a empezar
When they begin the beguine, quiero sentir las cosas de siempre
Quiero saber si tú aun me quieres, para volver a empezar
Yo que siempre jugué con tu amor hasta el final
Y seguro yo estaba que tú aun me querías
Hoy al ver que ya todo acabó que no daría
Para volver a empezar
Día a día te hacías querer un poco más
Quién me iba a decir que una vez te perdería
Y hoy al verme tan solo sin ti que no daría
Para volver a empezar
Yo que siempre jugué con tu amor hasta el final
Y seguro yo estaba que tú aun me querías
Hoy al ver que ya todo acabó que no daría
Para volver a empezar
Post by: smurfboy on October 16, 2005, 02:52:45 pm
Post by: lemoneye on October 16, 2005, 03:22:23 pm
Post by: Forth Bridges on October 16, 2005, 04:25:40 pm
Post by: lemoneye on October 16, 2005, 04:35:46 pm
Post by: smurfboy on October 17, 2005, 02:24:12 pm
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on October 17, 2005, 04:22:55 pm
Post by: smurfboy on October 17, 2005, 06:11:56 pm
Post by: Forth Bridges on October 17, 2005, 06:28:25 pm
Post by: smurfboy on October 17, 2005, 10:12:26 pm
Post by: nightowl17 on October 17, 2005, 10:35:53 pm
Post by: Forth Bridges on October 17, 2005, 11:06:51 pm
Post by: loulou on October 17, 2005, 11:14:15 pm
Post by: smurfboy on October 17, 2005, 11:33:33 pm
Post by: loulou on October 17, 2005, 11:50:54 pm
if barbie is so popular....then y do u have 2 buy her friends?
Post by: smurfboy on October 18, 2005, 12:25:46 am
You leave me only three options.
1) To blast the door with dynamite.
2) To pick the lock with a grip.
3) To come down the chimberlee.
or 4...
To deftly slide the lock with a credit card!
Post by: Forth Bridges on October 18, 2005, 01:17:00 am
now look what done!Q I told not to do that and look ! stante in A& E becasue of it! and also why di dyou open that door to that wolf!
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on October 18, 2005, 09:21:48 am
Post by: chocolate chick on October 18, 2005, 10:06:37 am
Post by: Forth Bridges on October 18, 2005, 12:29:17 pm
Post by: Forth Bridges on October 18, 2005, 12:31:37 pm
Post by: lemoneye on October 18, 2005, 01:35:12 pm
Post by: smurfboy on October 18, 2005, 02:04:53 pm
Post by: loulou on October 18, 2005, 05:59:18 pm
Post by: smurfboy on October 18, 2005, 06:09:17 pm
Post by: loulou on October 18, 2005, 06:21:18 pm
Post by: smurfboy on October 18, 2005, 09:28:16 pm
Post by: Forth Bridges on October 19, 2005, 11:38:19 am
well what bigger, that or a cumberland suesgues? well that depend on what you point at !
Post by: smurfboy on October 19, 2005, 02:33:00 pm
Pack up your fancy clothes, and all your videos, there's nothing more to say, you're moving out to
Day
Hey
Hey!
Post by: Forth Bridges on October 19, 2005, 07:56:00 pm
Quote from: 623058
well what bigger, that or a cumberland suesgues? well that depend on what you point at !
that one one! , mm your right that table leg is bigger!
Post by: smurfboy on October 19, 2005, 08:08:03 pm
Post by: chocolate chick on October 19, 2005, 08:49:05 pm
I'll be there for you
Post by: smurfboy on October 19, 2005, 09:34:00 pm
His first wife was quite a beauty. Tall redhead, always very glamorous. I don't know where he found this one. At the bottom of a skip judging by the look of her.
Post by: Forth Bridges on October 19, 2005, 11:52:40 pm
Post by: smurfboy on October 20, 2005, 12:59:05 am
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on October 20, 2005, 09:13:56 am
Post by: Forth Bridges on October 20, 2005, 11:08:47 am
Post by: smurfboy on October 20, 2005, 02:09:13 pm
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on October 20, 2005, 02:54:13 pm
Post by: lemoneye on October 20, 2005, 03:13:48 pm
We'd never find it again, under all the posters of Justin Timberlake, Tome Cruise, and... who the devil do teenagers like these days... Morgan Freeman!?
Post by: smurfboy on October 20, 2005, 06:13:03 pm
Post by: Forth Bridges on October 20, 2005, 07:51:56 pm
UNLESS IT TUESDAY ON EVERY OTHER MONTH ON ODD YEARS !"
Post by: smurfboy on October 21, 2005, 12:23:46 am
Post by: loulou on October 21, 2005, 12:58:01 am
Post by: loulou on October 21, 2005, 01:10:15 am
Bricks! bricks! laying the bricks,
Hods to be carried and mortar to mix,
Plans to be followed and measurements made,
Grounds to be levelled and foundations layed for the:
Bricks! bricks! laying the bricks
Hods to be carried and mortar to mix.
With trowel and level the bricks are well layed,
For the master brick layer will knows all the tricks of his trade.
Post by: smurfboy on October 21, 2005, 01:18:54 am
Post by: loulou on October 21, 2005, 01:22:08 am
Time flies by when I'm the driver of a train
And I ride on the footplate there and back again
Under bridges over bridges to our destination
Puffing through the countryside there's so much to be seen.
Passengers waving as we steam through a station.
Stoke up fireman for the signal is at green.
Time flies by when I'm the driver of a train
And I ride on the footplate there and back again
In the cutting, through the tunnel,
Rushing clanking on the track.
Wheezing pistons, smoking funnels,
Turning wheels go clickety clack.
Time flies by when I'm the driver of a train
And I ride on the footplate there and back again.
Post by: smurfboy on October 21, 2005, 01:23:53 am
Post by: loulou on October 21, 2005, 01:25:09 am
Windy Miller, Windy Miller sharper than a thorn,
Like a mouse he's spry and nimble when he grinds the corn.
Like a bird he'll watch the wind and listen for the sound,
Which says he has the wind he needs to make the sails go round.
Post by: smurfboy on October 21, 2005, 01:32:50 am
Post by: loulou on October 21, 2005, 01:37:02 am
Windy Miller, Windy Miller sharper than a thorn,
Like a mouse he's spry and nimble when he grinds the corn.
Like a bird he'll watch the wind and listen for the sound,
Which says he has the wind he needs to make the sails go round.
Post by: loulou on October 21, 2005, 01:38:10 am
Pugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble, Grubb.
Post by: Forth Bridges on October 21, 2005, 08:16:11 pm
Post by: smurfboy on October 22, 2005, 04:03:22 pm
Post by: loulou on October 22, 2005, 04:04:46 pm
Canesten HC is used to treat the irritation and swelling associated with an infection of 'thrush'. It contains a mild hydrocortisone which reduces swelling, redness and irritation if excessive.
Post by: Forth Bridges on October 22, 2005, 04:05:48 pm
Post by: smurfboy on October 22, 2005, 04:18:00 pm
Post by: loulou on October 22, 2005, 04:19:49 pm
Post by: Forth Bridges on October 22, 2005, 04:22:55 pm
Post by: smurfboy on October 22, 2005, 04:24:21 pm
Post by: Forth Bridges on October 22, 2005, 04:27:01 pm
that depend on the weather adn what you want to show off?
bet I think we shoudl go for the blue it matches your eyes?
Post by: loulou on October 22, 2005, 04:27:54 pm
Post by: smurfboy on October 22, 2005, 04:29:31 pm
Post by: Forth Bridges on October 22, 2005, 04:30:32 pm
cows
Post by: loulou on October 22, 2005, 04:35:36 pm
623 this is words not pics.
rhubarb
Post by: Forth Bridges on October 22, 2005, 04:38:47 pm
I did put cow word up there plus if we can put some words into the pitcutre gaem then we can easy be alound to put some pit in here to keep thing blnace!
click
Post by: loulou on October 22, 2005, 05:06:08 pm
Post by: smurfboy on October 22, 2005, 05:09:57 pm
It's supa...
SUPA!
Cala...
CALA!
Fraja...
FRAJA!
Listic...
LISTIC!
Expe-ala-docious!
Post by: loulou on October 22, 2005, 05:10:21 pm
Post by: Forth Bridges on October 22, 2005, 05:12:08 pm
Post by: smurfboy on October 22, 2005, 05:23:40 pm
Post by: Forth Bridges on October 22, 2005, 06:57:48 pm
Looking from a window above
Is like a story of love
Can you hear me ?
'Came back only yesterday
We're moving further away
'Want you near me
All I needed was the love you gave
All I needed for another day
And all I ever knew...
Only you
Sometimes when I think of her name
When it's only a game
And I need you
Listen to the words that you say
It's getting harder to stay
When I see you
All I needed was the love you gave
All I needed for another day
And all I ever knew
Only you
This is gonna take a long time
And I wonder what's mine
Can I take no more ?
Wonder if you'll understand
It's just the touch of your hand
Behind a closed door
All I needed was the love you gave
All I needed for another day
And all I ever knew...
Only you
Post by: smurfboy on October 22, 2005, 10:54:11 pm
Post by: Forth Bridges on October 23, 2005, 07:16:03 pm
Post by: smurfboy on October 24, 2005, 02:37:46 pm
Post by: Forth Bridges on October 24, 2005, 02:40:46 pm
Post by: smurfboy on October 24, 2005, 02:42:00 pm
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on October 24, 2005, 02:45:07 pm
Post by: Forth Bridges on October 24, 2005, 03:17:58 pm
now remember if you inform the head misters of the boy choir and the girld choir are realy althourgh were not going to win at this rate and stil I never know how at fife atarted inteh water foutain!
Post by: smurfboy on October 24, 2005, 05:57:37 pm
Post by: Forth Bridges on October 24, 2005, 06:09:53 pm
i getting fed have time round at yours, ther alwasy someone jus t passing by
Post by: smurfboy on October 25, 2005, 12:53:30 am
The fascinating witches who put the scintillating stitches in the britches of boys who paint the noses on the faces of the ladies in the harem in the court of King Caratacus, they're just passing by...
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on October 25, 2005, 11:01:26 am
Post by: Forth Bridges on October 25, 2005, 11:14:00 am
that it next time were havingf tea at my place! i getting fed up with all these poasser by!
and you fancy some crumpit
Post by: smurfboy on October 25, 2005, 02:41:35 pm
Now if you want to take some pictures of the fascinating witches who put the scintillating stitches in the britches of the boys who paint the noses on the faces of the ladies in the harem in the court of King Caratacus, IT'S TOO LATE! Because...
they've just
passed
by!
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on October 25, 2005, 03:16:05 pm
Post by: Forth Bridges on October 25, 2005, 05:17:36 pm
sorry love that a return you want!
do you wan ta starder, super stareder, one tracker comeing back teh another, dulexe five day advcen ticket, ice cream wipple 35 day super ticket?
Post by: smurfboy on October 25, 2005, 06:18:17 pm
Post by: Forth Bridges on October 25, 2005, 08:28:54 pm
still wha ta bout the viring express 1 year invansce dayreturn to any city only at 5am OR 11pm, trains, apprex 5 days return, super apprex deluxes IF you brough two inavdean on iternet on a tuesday in teh month ending in 31. ?? or do you want stanred return ?
Post by: smurfboy on October 25, 2005, 09:08:41 pm
Post by: Forth Bridges on October 26, 2005, 12:22:20 am
Post by: smurfboy on October 26, 2005, 12:40:53 am
Good afternoon shoppers. This store will be closing in fifteen minutes. Please take all desired items to the till. And hurry up about it eh, cos it's quiz night tonight at The Coach and Horses.
Post by: wjp666 on October 26, 2005, 01:59:11 am
Q. whats the difference between an Iraqi soldier and a british soldier?
dont know?
WELCOME TO THE US MILITARY!
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on October 26, 2005, 09:14:53 am
Post by: Forth Bridges on October 26, 2005, 10:40:02 am
that because this is the FOOD court not teh law counts that over there, unless you want ... dog court whci is over there
Post by: smurfboy on October 26, 2005, 02:52:33 pm
Post by: MugGy bONehEad on October 26, 2005, 03:51:10 pm
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Post by: loulou on October 26, 2005, 10:13:39 pm
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Post by: smurfboy on October 27, 2005, 01:54:48 pm
Post by: loulou on October 27, 2005, 07:01:15 pm
Post by: smurfboy on October 27, 2005, 09:01:35 pm
Post by: Forth Bridges on October 27, 2005, 09:55:54 pm
I have the chocolate curry please
Post by: smurfboy on October 28, 2005, 01:35:18 am
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on October 28, 2005, 09:08:15 am
Post by: Forth Bridges on October 28, 2005, 10:17:53 am
Post by: smurfboy on October 28, 2005, 03:21:53 pm
Post by: loulou on October 28, 2005, 07:39:58 pm
Post by: smurfboy on October 28, 2005, 08:26:41 pm
Post by: MugGy bONehEad on October 28, 2005, 10:03:31 pm
BANG!!and your kitchens gone.
Post by: smurfboy on October 29, 2005, 04:29:13 pm
Post by: lemoneye on October 29, 2005, 04:39:07 pm
Post by: Forth Bridges on October 29, 2005, 08:45:24 pm
SORRY ME LOVE you can't use that for for cleaning your cat! STop using tha tdamn washing machine!
I like MugGy bONehEad one!
Post by: smurfboy on October 30, 2005, 02:27:18 pm
Post by: nightowl17 on October 30, 2005, 06:26:58 pm
Post by: Forth Bridges on October 31, 2005, 08:59:49 am
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on October 31, 2005, 12:15:02 pm
Post by: smurfboy on October 31, 2005, 01:50:52 pm
Post by: viking on November 01, 2005, 01:29:31 am
Post by: smurfboy on November 01, 2005, 01:32:08 pm
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on November 01, 2005, 03:46:08 pm
Fez o tudo virar nada
E vice-versa
Foi submersa
A azeitona na empada que era eu
Você é dona do caroço
Da azeitona da empada que comeu
Post by: lemoneye on November 01, 2005, 03:48:11 pm
Post by: smurfboy on November 01, 2005, 05:08:06 pm
Post by: Forth Bridges on November 02, 2005, 09:26:52 am
now sir I have told you once I have your twice
des' o conner does not use this tanner salion!
Post by: smurfboy on November 02, 2005, 02:20:08 pm
Post by: StrollingMinstrel on November 19, 2005, 02:33:28 am
Nobody puts baby in a corner
Post by: Forth Bridges on November 19, 2005, 09:34:19 am
cat in teh creadelode de de de,
Yes we have no bannana!
Post by: StrollingMinstrel on November 19, 2005, 01:08:45 pm
"There's one thing we gotta get Heyes"
"What's that?"
"Out of this business"
"The Governor can't come flat out and give you amnesty now, first you've got to prove you deserve it"
"Ah, so all we have to do is just stay out of trouble til the Governor figures we deserve amnesty?"
"But in the meantime we'll still be wanted?"
"Well, that's true. Til then only you, me and the Governor will know about it. It'll be our secret."
"I sure wish the Governor would let a few more people in on our secret."
Post by: smurfboy on November 19, 2005, 01:50:10 pm
Post by: StrollingMinstrel on November 19, 2005, 08:20:31 pm
Post by: smurfboy on November 19, 2005, 09:39:07 pm
Post by: StrollingMinstrel on November 19, 2005, 09:48:15 pm
Post by: Forth Bridges on November 20, 2005, 12:47:26 am
actuly I wasn't that that point of time !
how did I know tha twas going to happen with that apoir of bongo drum!
Post by: smurfboy on November 20, 2005, 12:01:08 pm
First her wig came off, then her leg came off, and her eyes fell out...g
Post by: StrollingMinstrel on November 20, 2005, 06:23:13 pm
Post by: Forth Bridges on November 20, 2005, 10:14:48 pm
Post by: Forth Bridges on November 20, 2005, 10:15:18 pm
Post by: StrollingMinstrel on November 20, 2005, 10:16:53 pm
Post by: chocolate chick on November 21, 2005, 08:39:50 am
Post by: smurfboy on November 21, 2005, 01:36:57 pm
Post by: chocolate chick on November 21, 2005, 02:16:14 pm
Post by: Forth Bridges on November 21, 2005, 03:56:56 pm
jump if you love me !
Post by: smurfboy on November 21, 2005, 06:42:26 pm
Post by: StrollingMinstrel on November 21, 2005, 09:12:04 pm
So bunty and I spent the afternoon engaged in a picnic inthe scenic grounds at Dungeness Nuclear Power station.... ah, there's nowt like a glowing meat paste sarnie to warm the cockles of your heart.
Post by: smurfboy on November 21, 2005, 09:24:44 pm
Post by: loulou on November 22, 2005, 12:30:20 am
Post by: smurfboy on November 22, 2005, 06:56:37 pm
Post by: Forth Bridges on November 22, 2005, 10:48:53 pm
Post by: smurfboy on November 22, 2005, 11:35:55 pm
Post by: chocolate chick on November 23, 2005, 08:59:11 am
Post by: Forth Bridges on November 23, 2005, 10:04:17 am
Post by: chocolate chick on November 23, 2005, 10:18:58 am
Post by: Forth Bridges on November 23, 2005, 10:28:27 am
Post by: chocolate chick on November 23, 2005, 10:32:12 am
Post by: loulou on November 23, 2005, 10:42:44 am
Post by: chocolate chick on November 23, 2005, 10:47:05 am
Post by: loulou on November 23, 2005, 10:52:06 am
Post by: Forth Bridges on November 23, 2005, 11:02:55 am
Post by: chocolate chick on November 23, 2005, 12:25:35 pm
Post by: smurfboy on November 23, 2005, 01:32:59 pm
Post by: chocolate chick on November 23, 2005, 01:34:12 pm
Post by: smurfboy on November 23, 2005, 01:39:05 pm
Post by: loulou on November 23, 2005, 03:41:33 pm
Post by: smurfboy on November 23, 2005, 05:06:43 pm
Post by: StrollingMinstrel on November 26, 2005, 05:03:48 am
Post by: smurfboy on November 26, 2005, 07:26:39 pm
Post by: loulou on November 26, 2005, 09:26:07 pm
Mr MacBeff is a naughty man
Do do do do do
He's gone and killed another man
Do do do do do
I hath a good idea
Just thou keep me near
I'll be so good for the Scottish Play
Post by: Forth Bridges on November 26, 2005, 09:54:17 pm
Post by: loulou on November 27, 2005, 12:55:03 pm
Post by: chocolate chick on November 27, 2005, 01:22:43 pm
Post by: loulou on November 27, 2005, 01:33:12 pm
Post by: smurfboy on November 27, 2005, 02:35:41 pm
Post by: loulou on November 27, 2005, 02:37:27 pm
A: One longs to eat and the other eats too long.
Post by: smurfboy on November 27, 2005, 03:04:07 pm
Did you hear they're doing a spin-off of ebay just for Yorkshire?
It's called ebay gum.
Post by: loulou on November 27, 2005, 03:04:36 pm
Post by: on November 27, 2005, 03:09:08 pm
Q. How many schoolgirls does it take to change a light bulb?
A. The more the better.
Post by: smurfboy on November 27, 2005, 03:20:09 pm
Q: How many schoolgirls does it take to pleasure Bounty?
A: He'll never know...
Post by: on November 27, 2005, 03:22:46 pm
Post by: on November 27, 2005, 03:30:30 pm
Q. How many Bountys does it take to wind Smurfy up?
A. One
Post by: loulou on November 27, 2005, 03:31:15 pm
Post by: on November 27, 2005, 03:31:26 pm
Q. How many statisticians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. 1.4
Post by: Forth Bridges on November 27, 2005, 05:50:00 pm
Post by: StrollingMinstrel on November 27, 2005, 06:04:59 pm
Post by: on November 27, 2005, 06:05:23 pm
Post by: StrollingMinstrel on November 27, 2005, 06:14:26 pm
Post by: on November 27, 2005, 06:16:10 pm
I thought the blackcurrant jam tasted of fish but it was caviar!
Post by: StrollingMinstrel on November 27, 2005, 06:26:31 pm
Post by: on November 27, 2005, 06:49:33 pm
No more schoolgirls for me thanks I'm full.
Post by: smurfboy on November 27, 2005, 07:17:26 pm
I can never marry, Clifford. I'm allergic to men's pyjamas. One sniff of a pyjama jacket and I could literally drop down dead.
Post by: StrollingMinstrel on November 27, 2005, 07:21:25 pm
'One day son all this eill be yours.....'
'....What the curtains?'
Post by: StrollingMinstrel on November 27, 2005, 07:21:58 pm
Will be yours!
Post by: goldencup on November 28, 2005, 08:06:51 am
Camelot!
It's only a model....
Post by: on November 28, 2005, 08:51:17 am
Post by: smurfboy on November 28, 2005, 01:37:03 pm
Post by: goldencup on November 28, 2005, 03:36:14 pm
Post by: Forth Bridges on November 28, 2005, 03:39:16 pm
does a germeary person knwo when the old bbc nightkly news old
anwers we got was : nine
ther e
Post by: smurfboy on November 28, 2005, 05:01:43 pm
Post by: StrollingMinstrel on November 29, 2005, 12:47:42 am
Post by: smurfboy on November 29, 2005, 02:04:21 pm
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on November 30, 2005, 08:18:47 am
Post by: smurfboy on November 30, 2005, 01:23:54 pm
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on November 30, 2005, 03:18:59 pm
Post by: smurfboy on November 30, 2005, 05:07:36 pm
Post by: Forth Bridges on November 30, 2005, 05:34:17 pm
that it just scape it ! adn start again!
Post by: oldspice on November 30, 2005, 07:08:41 pm
We're knights of The Round Table
We dance whenever able.....
Post by: smurfboy on November 30, 2005, 08:30:52 pm
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on December 01, 2005, 08:29:55 am
One day, a little girl is sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly notices that her mother has several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looks at her mother and inquisitively asks,
'Why are some of your hairs white, Mum?' Her mother replied,
'Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.'
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while, and then said,
'So, Mummy, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?'
Post by: smurfboy on December 01, 2005, 12:56:34 pm
'Mommy, why are your hands so soft?'
'Because I told your dad if he didn't buy me a dishwasher I'd divorce him and screw him for every last penny, darling'.
Post by: Forth Bridges on December 01, 2005, 09:14:34 pm
what do you call a fling with a realation shiop addted
FLingamigic!
Post by: on December 01, 2005, 09:35:22 pm
The garden had a small network of paths with colourful, early flowers along the borders. A Song Thrush was serenading the failing light, which was now slightly eerie with just the last glimmer of the setting sun on the horizon and a full moon in the opposite side of the evening sky. It felt lovely and the air was mellow with a faint waft of baking bread from a nearby brasserie.
from The Amulet of Love by me.
Post by: Forth Bridges on December 02, 2005, 10:00:02 am
Post by: smurfboy on December 02, 2005, 01:30:42 pm
Autumn leaves danced on the breeze as Jocasta stared dreamily through the bay window, longing for Rupert's return. As she twisted a tendril of her flame-coloured mane around her finger, she relieved the beautiful moment when he had pollenated her flower. As if by magic, his strong, manly form appeared in the doorway.
'Rupert!' cried Jocasta ecstatically. 'I'm so glad you're here! I need you to run me up to Asda, I need to do a big shop.'
From 'Love, Death and Marzipan' by me.
Post by: goldencup on December 02, 2005, 07:23:59 pm
Post by: wjp666 on December 07, 2005, 12:37:18 am
Post by: Forth Bridges on December 07, 2005, 12:42:41 am
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on December 07, 2005, 08:41:27 am
Post by: smurfboy on December 07, 2005, 12:49:38 pm
Post by: wjp666 on December 07, 2005, 03:38:03 pm
Post by: StrollingMinstrel on December 11, 2005, 01:01:53 am
Would you like Brad to see you like this............ ? Planet, Janet, smanet!
Post by: loulou on December 12, 2005, 12:39:57 am
Post by: on December 12, 2005, 05:50:15 am
Post by: loulou on December 12, 2005, 10:05:20 am
Post by: smurfboy on December 12, 2005, 02:05:24 pm
Jocasta stared into the deep azure eyes of the walking dream that was her husband to be. Pouting her luscious ruby lips sensously, she whispered in sultry tones:
'Do you fancy Butterscotch Angel Delight or Strawberry Supermouse?'
Post by: loulou on December 12, 2005, 09:32:14 pm
Post by: goldencup on December 13, 2005, 09:24:33 am
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on December 13, 2005, 03:31:59 pm
Quote from: smurfboy
Supermouse?
Post by: smurfboy on December 13, 2005, 05:06:28 pm
Post by: smurfboy on December 13, 2005, 05:08:37 pm
Post by: loulou on December 13, 2005, 07:24:12 pm
Quote from: smurfboy
'get your knickers off - me mom'll be back from bingo at ten! I didn't spend two quid on a bottle of Blue Nun for nothing you know!'
I've heard that before.
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on December 14, 2005, 08:48:05 am
"Giles!" Jocasta said excitedly. "You wouldn't believe what we've found out. Did you know that during the Inquisition, the Council had to have the slayer rescue the high priestess of the coven from the stake? It was after that they moved the coven to Devon and magical shields were erected around the shire to keep out the notice of the secular and ecclesiastical authorities."
"How fascinating," Giles said sincerely before pausing and frowning. "Unfortunately, we must put the magic project on hold for the time being."
"What?" Jocasta exclaimed. "No! Why?"
"I received a call from my brother Alan," Giles said. "He said there was a vampire attack in his sector of the ISS."
"Impossible!" Jocasta said. "There's gotta be some mistake. Not that I doubt Alan, 'cause you don't get to be the AC's administrator of the space station by being stupid, but…there has never been a demon in space, Giles."
"I'm afraid the evidence is quite clear," Giles stated, handing Jocasta a data pad. "The autopsy report."
Jocasta scanned the report. "The victim had been turned," she noted grimly.
"Yes," Giles said. "And Alan said there has been a rash of missing person reports recently."
"They're building a nest," Willow interjected helpfully.
Post by: Forth Bridges on December 14, 2005, 10:42:41 pm
the pits of hell, is the most honst place you will ever find
Post by: smurfboy on December 14, 2005, 10:46:26 pm
Post by: Forth Bridges on December 14, 2005, 11:01:48 pm
2months!
Post by: wjp666 on February 16, 2006, 03:45:45 am
Post by: Forth Bridges on February 16, 2006, 11:36:53 am
Post by: wjp666 on February 18, 2006, 01:11:32 am
I can still remember
How that music used to make me smile.
And I knew if I had my chance
That I could make those people dance
And, maybe, they’d be happy for a while.
But february made me shiver
With every paper I’d deliver.
Bad news on the doorstep;
I couldn’t take one more step.
I can’t remember if I cried
When I read about his widowed bride,
But something touched me deep inside
The day the music died.
So bye-bye, miss american pie.
Drove my chevy to the levee,
But the levee was dry.
And them good old boys were drinkin’ whiskey and rye
Singin’, "this’ll be the day that I die.
"this’ll be the day that I die."
Did you write the book of love,
And do you have faith in God above,
If the Bible tells you so?
Do you believe in rock ’n roll,
Can music save your mortal soul,
And can you teach me how to dance real slow?
Well, I know that you’re in love with him
`cause I saw you dancin’ in the gym.
You both kicked off your shoes.
Man, I dig those rhythm and blues.
I was a lonely teenage broncin’ buck
With a pink carnation and a pickup truck,
But I knew I was out of luck
The day the music died.
I started singin’,
"bye-bye, miss american pie."
Drove my chevy to the levee,
But the levee was dry.
Them good old boys were drinkin’ whiskey and rye
And singin’, "this’ll be the day that I die.
"this’ll be the day that I die."
Now for ten years we’ve been on our own
And moss grows fat on a rollin’ stone,
But that’s not how it used to be.
When the jester sang for the king and queen,
In a coat he borrowed from james dean
And a voice that came from you and me,
Oh, and while the king was looking down,
The jester stole his thorny crown.
The courtroom was adjourned;
No verdict was returned.
And while lennon read a book of marx,
The quartet practiced in the park,
And we sang dirges in the dark
The day the music died.
We were singing,
"bye-bye, miss american pie."
Drove my chevy to the levee,
But the levee was dry.
Them good old boys were drinkin’ whiskey and rye
And singin’, "this’ll be the day that I die.
"this’ll be the day that I die."
Helter skelter in a summer swelter.
The birds flew off with a fallout shelter,
Eight miles high and falling fast.
It landed foul on the grass.
The players tried for a forward pass,
With the jester on the sidelines in a cast.
Now the half-time air was sweet perfume
While the sergeants played a marching tune.
We all got up to dance,
Oh, but we never got the chance!
`cause the players tried to take the field;
The marching band refused to yield.
Do you recall what was revealed
The day the music died?
We started singing,
"bye-bye, miss american pie."
Drove my chevy to the levee,
But the levee was dry.
Them good old boys were drinkin’ whiskey and rye
And singin’, "this’ll be the day that I die.
"this’ll be the day that I die."
Oh, and there we were all in one place,
A generation lost in space
With no time left to start again.
So come on: jack be nimble, jack be quick!
Jack flash sat on a candlestick
Cause fire is the devil’s only friend.
Oh, and as I watched him on the stage
My hands were clenched in fists of rage.
No angel born in hell
Could break that satan’s spell.
And as the flames climbed high into the night
To light the sacrificial rite,
I saw satan laughing with delight
The day the music died
He was singing,
"bye-bye, miss american pie."
Drove my chevy to the levee,
But the levee was dry.
Them good old boys were drinkin’ whiskey and rye
And singin’, "this’ll be the day that I die.
"this’ll be the day that I die."
I met a girl who sang the blues
And I asked her for some happy news,
But she just smiled and turned away.
I went down to the sacred store
Where I’d heard the music years before,
But the man there said the music wouldn’t play.
And in the streets: the children screamed,
The lovers cried, and the poets dreamed.
But not a word was spoken;
The church bells all were broken.
And the three men I admire most:
The father, son, and the holy ghost,
They caught the last train for the coast
The day the music died.
And they were singing,
"bye-bye, miss american pie."
Drove my chevy to the levee,
But the levee was dry.
And them good old boys were drinkin’ whiskey and rye
Singin’, "this’ll be the day that I die.
"this’ll be the day that I die."
They were singing,
"bye-bye, miss american pie."
Drove my chevy to the levee,
But the levee was dry.
Them good old boys were drinkin’ whiskey and rye
Singin’, "this’ll be the day that I die."
Post by: Forth Bridges on July 21, 2006, 10:52:19 pm
Lou can you plZ make this one stick!
Post by: loulou on July 22, 2006, 01:32:08 am
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Post by: wjp666 on July 22, 2006, 09:30:09 am
Post by: smurfboy on July 22, 2006, 11:46:19 am
I kicked my wife this morning and £250 fell out of her oversized bra.
Post by: on July 22, 2006, 11:49:23 am
Post by: smurfboy on July 22, 2006, 11:52:31 am
Post by: on July 22, 2006, 11:54:23 am
Ask him to throw in a couple of Great Danes!
Post by: smurfboy on July 22, 2006, 11:56:45 am
Post by: on July 22, 2006, 11:58:28 am
Post by: smurfboy on July 22, 2006, 12:03:11 pm
Ok, I admit it - I only have one nipple!
Post by: Forth Bridges on July 22, 2006, 01:25:43 pm
Post by: smurfboy on July 22, 2006, 01:40:07 pm
Post by: Forth Bridges on July 22, 2006, 01:42:35 pm
and yuo say you were just getting a spire mint?
Post by: wjp666 on July 24, 2006, 11:57:42 am
our lord & saviour.
Post by: smurfboy on July 24, 2006, 12:09:40 pm
Post by: wjp666 on July 24, 2006, 12:12:36 pm
Post by: smurfboy on July 24, 2006, 12:13:19 pm
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Post by: smurfboy on July 24, 2006, 06:13:11 pm
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Post by: smurfboy on July 24, 2006, 08:30:04 pm
Post by: Forth Bridges on July 24, 2006, 08:33:54 pm
Post by: smurfboy on July 24, 2006, 08:52:59 pm
What a lovely blouse, where did you get it?
Post by: Forth Bridges on July 24, 2006, 08:54:55 pm
Post by: loulou on July 24, 2006, 08:55:27 pm
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Post by: Forth Bridges on July 24, 2006, 11:38:38 pm
Bus firm Arriva North East was given a rough ride over its controversial timetable changes.
Commercial
director Liz Esnouf faced a three-and-a-half hour grilling by Redcar
and Cleveland Council's main scrutiny committee over changes
implemented in the Spring. Councillors queued up to condemn the
timetable, the lack of prior consultation and poor publicity when the
changes came into force.
Committee
chairman and regular bus user Councillor Keith Pudney said the
information used to draw up the timetable "must have been as flawed as
some of the changes you've implemented". Any passenger number
increases, he said, would largely be caused by "the same person having
to use three buses where they used one before".
Loftus councillor Mary Lanighan said:
"You are there for a public service yet you have cut off whole
villages, creating chaos and upset."
Councillors
raised concerns about services to areas including Normanby, Upleatham,
Lazenby and East Cleveland villages. Ms Esnouf said the company took
all points on board and would reply to those who got in touch.
But she stressed Arriva was obliged to try to "match the frequency of bus services and the route to the demand".
"We are looking to create and develop a network that has a long-term future and is sustainable," she said.
She confirmed the changes were based on "comprehensive data" from journeys made last October.
Councillors
also expressed concern at reports that some pensioners had been treated
in an offhand way by Arriva staff, who allegedly made snide references
to free bus passes.
Ms
Esnouf stressed there was no link between concessionary travel and the
timetable changes and apologised if staff had suggested there was or
had been rude. Such incidents would be, and had been, dealt with
appropriately, she said.
A
report from the committee will go to the council's cabinet. It is
expected to include recommendations for closer consultation in future.
Ms Esnouf said after the meeting: "We undertook a long and detailed
process and arrived at what we hope is an improved service for the Tees
Valley, although we do recognise there are problems."
Post by: Forth Bridges on July 25, 2006, 12:13:51 am
Now town is going for the gold award
HUNSTANTON
pulled out all the stops for the Anglia in Bloom competition and hopes
are high that the town will win a silver or gold this year.
pulled out all the stops for the Anglia in Bloom competition and hopes
are high that the town will win a silver or gold this year.
As
part of the town's bid, new hanging baskets and plants were added to
the High Street and sprinklers were installed in the Esplanade gardens
by West Norfolk Council.
Around 12 volunteers took part in a
community clean-up, picking up litter and cleaning graffiti off bus
shelters before the judges visited on Wednesday, July 12.
And seven households took part in the town's own best garden competition.
But green-fingered residents face a nailbiting wait until mid-September, when the results will be announced.
Councillor Elizabeth Nockolds, cabinet member for culture, said: "Hopes are running high this year.
"Last year, Hunstanton won a bronze award, which was fantastic as it was the town's first attempt.
"Following that, we developed a three-year improvement plan, which includes a whole host of street scene improvements."
Mr
Chris Bamfield, the council's head of leisure and public spaces, said:
"The feedback from the judges was there had been a lot of improvements,
and they were very impressed with the work that we had done. We're
hoping for silver or gold."
He said the judges liked the changes to
the Esplanade gardens, including the new automatic watering system, and
a boat donated by Leziate Park Sailing Club which was filled with
flowers.
And an art project by pupils at Hunstanton Infant School,
Redgate Junior School, Glebe House School and local Brownies and Guides
also caught the eyes of the judges.
The creative children put together a Wendy house, a caterpillar made of flowers, mosaics and a hopscotch area.
Councillor
Alan Booth said: "I've got my fingers crossed for gold, because the
town was absolutely beautiful on the day, everything was tidy and there
was no litter or graffiti."
Mark and Mary Dyble, of Hunstanton, won
the town's gardens competition and their garden was viewed by the
judges as part of the Anglia in Bloom bid.
Mr Dyble told the Lynn News: "We were very pleased to win. We hope to enter next year and do the same!
"We entered last year and came second."
He said he thought the judges liked the amount of bloom and colour in their garden.
Mr and Mrs Dyble won a meal for four at the town's Lodge Hotel.
Mr Booth wanted to thank Mr Richard Searle for giving the judges a meal at Searle's on the day
Post by: wjp666 on July 25, 2006, 04:05:31 am
Old MacDonald had a farm,
Ee i ee i oh!
And on his farm he had some chicks,
Ee i ee i oh!
With a cluck-cluck here,
And a cluck-cluck there
Here a cluck, there a cluck,
Everywhere a cluck-cluck
Old MacDonald had a farm
Ee i ee i oh!
Old MacDonald had a farm,
Ee i ee i oh!
And on his farm he had some cows,
Ee i ee i oh!
With a moo-moo here,
And a moo-moo there
Here a moo, there a moo,
Everywhere a moo-moo
Old MacDonald had a farm,
Ee i ee i oh!
Old MacDonald had a farm,
Ee i ee i oh!
And on his farm he had some pigs,
Ee i ee i oh!
With an oink-oink here,
And an oink-oink there
Here an oink, there an oink,
Everywhere an oink-oink
Old MacDonald had a farm
Ee i ee i oh!
(Make up additional verses
using other animals and their sounds.)
Post by: John driscoll on July 25, 2006, 10:34:27 pm
Post by: Forth Bridges on July 25, 2006, 10:44:21 pm
itsa game!
Post by: John driscoll on July 25, 2006, 11:14:46 pm
Post by: Forth Bridges on July 25, 2006, 11:16:13 pm
Post by: on July 25, 2006, 11:17:00 pm
Post by: Forth Bridges on July 25, 2006, 11:21:54 pm
Post by: smurfboy on July 26, 2006, 01:35:31 pm
Post by: wjp666 on July 26, 2006, 03:51:56 pm
Yeah, Mr. Pink sounds like Mr.
Pussy. Tell you what, let me be
Mr. Purple. That sounds good to
me, I'm Mr. Purple.
JOE
You're not Mr. Purple, somebody
from another job's Mr. Purple.
You're Mr. Pink.
MR. WHITE
Who cares what your name is? Who
cares if you're Mr. Pink, Mr.
Purple, Mr. Pussy, Mr. Piss...
MR. PINK
Oh that's really easy for you to
say, you're Mr. White. You gotta
cool-sounding name. So tell me,
Mr. White, if you think "Mr. Pink"
is no big deal, you wanna trade?
JOE
Nobody's trading with anybody!
Look, this ain't a goddamn f**kin
city counsel meeting! Listen up
Mr. Pink. We got two ways here,
my way or the highway. And you
can go down either of 'em. So
what's it gonna be, Mr. Pink?
MR. PINK
Jesus Christ, Joe. f**kin forget
it. This is beneath me. I'm Mr.
Pink, let's move on.