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I saw Su Pollard last night near Oxford Street. Iwas walking home from
work and i walked past a ladt in a very short pink mini and lots of
pearls, I had a closer look and it was none other then the voice of
Penny Crayon.....
I was almost going to go up to her and tell her how much i loved
watching Penny Crayon when I was little but I didn't have the nerve 
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I remember Penny Crayon but unfortunately it was from watching it with my nieces!
My husband has met Su P a few times and said she is totally outrageous in real life.
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Hi de Hi
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Ho di Ho!
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She is, if what she was wearing has anything to go by. She was also holding a carrier bag over her head....

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I think she is very loud, colourfula nd scatty.
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I think she is really nice though, from what I have seen of her.
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I once met someone who claimed to be Su Pollard's best friend. Whether they really were that close I don't know, but he definitely knew her as he had a framed picture of them together.
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I once met a man who claimed to be Toyah's agent.
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My husband has driven Su Pollard in his taxi and said that she is completely like her Hi Di Hi character. In that case I think I would like her very much.
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Oo eck!
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I wish I had spoke to her now
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Once i saw Angela Lansbury in a hotel i, and several other strangely conveniently placed people were staying. Sadly, one was killed. Angela was keen to sort it out. I was a little concerned that she had seen me enjoying caramac bars, and as several were found at the murder scene i was now prime suspect...
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I'm not very good at recognising faces. Two classic
faux pas I've made are: Sitting next to Ayrton Senna in
a helicopter after the British Grand Prix and asking
him if he saw much of the race(?!) and telling Hugh
Hefner to f**k off and that I thought he was a pervy
old man as he had 2 Playboy girls under each arm
when he arrived at his birthday party at a hotel in LA
where I was staying. For onlookers it was hilarious, I
had no idea who the "pervy old bloke" was. Oops!
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Well he is a pervy old bloke, let's face it. Anyone who perpetuates the use of women for decorous puposes needs telling!
I used to work in Camden Town near the TV AM Studios and I spoke to numerous celebs, including David Frost, without realising who they were. It's not because I'm ignorant, it's simply because they look totally different in the flesh.
In Peterborough a few years ago, I almost fell over Geoffrey Archer, who lives locally and who was campaigning for a tory candidate in an election. He jumped out from behind a post in a doorway and tried to shake my hand. He in MINUTE! i am only 5ft 1 and he seemed much smaller than me.
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My favourite story is how one of my friends got chatted up by James Nesbitt in a nightclub. He was giving it all the 'I'm a big celeb' routine, so she asked 'Oh, are you in television?'
'Yes, I'm in 'Cold Feet'', he replied.
'Oh yes, that's right!', my friend replied enthusiastically. After watching a big grin appear across James Nesbitt's face, she added 'I've seen that, it's rubbish' and walked off.
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I liked James Nesbitt until I read that. Great retort
from your friend smurfboy.
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I like James Nesbitt. Made the foulish mistake of telling my boyfriend
and I don't here the end of it. Whenever the Yellow Pages add comes on
I get....you like him