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Title: Question for Oldspice or Goldencup
Post by: on August 22, 2005, 09:15:10 pm

I'm hoping one of you two good ladies can help me out. 


I'm trying to trace a series of books called 'someone or other's misleading stories or misleading tales.'  Do you know what the proper title is and the author?

Title: Question for Oldspice or Goldencup
Post by: oldspice on August 22, 2005, 11:39:47 pm
Sorry Bounty, can't help you at all. Sounds like something Goethe may have written but is probably much later than that. Goldencup may have more idea as she works as a Library Manager.
Title: Question for Oldspice or Goldencup
Post by: goldencup on August 23, 2005, 09:05:42 am
I'll get back to you on that one Bounty.  Seriously!
Title: Question for Oldspice or Goldencup
Post by: on August 23, 2005, 09:23:18 am
Thanks Goldencup.
Title: Question for Oldspice or Goldencup
Post by: goldencup on August 23, 2005, 05:48:11 pm
Sorry Bounty, no trace of these on my area library catalogue.
Title: Question for Oldspice or Goldencup
Post by: loulou on August 23, 2005, 06:16:00 pm
He'll be making it up.
Title: Question for Oldspice or Goldencup
Post by: goldencup on August 23, 2005, 06:17:42 pm
No, he wouldn't do that.  Would he?
Title: Question for Oldspice or Goldencup
Post by: loulou on August 23, 2005, 06:44:01 pm
My lips are sealed.
Title: Question for Oldspice or Goldencup
Post by: on August 23, 2005, 08:41:28 pm

How do you wee?

Title: Question for Oldspice or Goldencup
Post by: loulou on August 23, 2005, 10:29:26 pm
See prove my point once more.Smuttiness is vulgar.
Title: Question for Oldspice or Goldencup
Post by: on August 24, 2005, 06:47:00 am
Well, you shouldn't be so cocky.  I wasn't making it up.
Title: Question for Oldspice or Goldencup
Post by: goldencup on August 24, 2005, 08:46:22 am

  I'm sure you weren't Bounty and I haven't given up trying to trace the series - I'll try a different way on Thursday.

Title: Question for Oldspice or Goldencup
Post by: on August 24, 2005, 09:27:39 am

Thankyou Goldencup.  You're lovely you are. 


'cocks a snook to Loulou.'


Chocadmin, can we have a snook cocking emoticon?

Title: Question for Oldspice or Goldencup
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on August 24, 2005, 10:59:44 am

Bounty, Jim Eldridge wrote a series of books with 'Completely Misleading' in the title, some are listed below. Maybe they are the books you are looking for?


Peregrine Peabody's completely misleading history of the world


Victor and Hugo's completely misleading guide to crime


Peregrine Peabody's completely misleading guide to sports

Title: Question for Oldspice or Goldencup
Post by: loulou on August 24, 2005, 07:14:26 pm
Quote from: bounty hunter

 


'cocks a snook to Loulou.'



What?

Title: Question for Oldspice or Goldencup
Post by: on August 24, 2005, 09:43:14 pm

Lou, It's when you put your thumb upto your nose and waggle the other ones and go nah nah nee nah nah.

Title: Question for Oldspice or Goldencup
Post by: on August 24, 2005, 09:45:46 pm
Hi Goldencup, thanks but that's not it.
Title: Question for Oldspice or Goldencup
Post by: loulou on August 25, 2005, 01:34:12 am
Quote from: bounty hunter

Lou, It's when you put your thumb upto your nose and waggle the other ones and go nah nah nee nah nah.



na na na na na na na na  hey hey hey goodbye.

Title: Question for Oldspice or Goldencup
Post by: on August 25, 2005, 06:50:22 am
Title: Question for Oldspice or Goldencup
Post by: goldencup on August 25, 2005, 01:39:30 pm

Quote from: bounty hunter
Hi Goldencup, thanks but that's not it.


What's not what?  I haven't found anything yet!

Title: Question for Oldspice or Goldencup
Post by: on August 25, 2005, 08:18:47 pm
Sorry, just noticed the suggestion was from Cherry Ripe.  Thanks Cherry, but it's not it.  Goldencup extractum digitum.
Title: Question for Oldspice or Goldencup
Post by: goldencup on August 25, 2005, 09:50:14 pm
  I will when I've got time!
Title: Question for Oldspice or Goldencup
Post by: goldencup on August 25, 2005, 10:05:12 pm

Sadly I'm drawing a blank on this one Bounty.  Came up with the same thing as Cherry Ripe (and those are children's books) and also a few Mills & Boons........


Are you sure you're not giving me misleading information?

Title: Question for Oldspice or Goldencup
Post by: chocolate chick on August 26, 2005, 09:50:51 am
You have got me thinking about books now. I loved a book when I was
younger about a man who was always up to mischief. I wish I could
remember what it was called.



There is a bit in the middle where is asked to buy ice cream for a someone and then gets held up and it melts.


Title: Question for Oldspice or Goldencup
Post by: oldspice on August 26, 2005, 10:01:08 am

Was it an Enid Blyton story about a man who didn't have any common sense? I remember a short story about a man who did al kinds of silly things and one time he bought a block of ice cream for his wife on a hot day and put it under his cap to protect it from the sun. It melted and dripped down his face!


Another time he needed to make a journey on a train but sitting with his back to the direction of travel made him feel poorly. His wife told him that he should ask the person opposite to swop seats with him. When he arrived home he felt poorly and told his wife he couldn't ask the person opposite to swop because no one was sitting there!


As a child, I read a briiliant book about two children trying to solve a mystery. It involved a precious pendant, a wizard, a cave and several other things but I can't remember the book title at all. I am sure it was a well-known book at the time and I wish I could find it again.

Title: Question for Oldspice or Goldencup
Post by: chocolate chick on August 26, 2005, 10:11:44 am

Quote from: oldspice

Was it an Enid Blyton story about a man who didn't
have any common sense? I remember a short story about a man who did al
kinds of silly things and one time he bought a block of ice cream for
his wife on a hot day and put it under his cap to protect it from the
sun. It melted and dripped down his face!


Another time he needed to make a journey on a train but sitting with
his back to the direction of travel made him feel poorly. His wife told
him that he should ask the person opposite to swop seats with him. When
he arrived home he felt poorly and told his wife he couldn't ask the
person opposite to swop because no one was sitting there!


As a child, I read a briiliant book about two children trying to
solve a mystery. It involved a precious pendant, a wizard, a cave and
several other things but I can't remember the book title at all. I am
sure it was a well-known book at the time and I wish I could find it
again.





That does sound very like the book I am thinking of. I am going to look into.