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Chat => General => Topic started by: wjp666 on August 02, 2005, 04:32:33 am

Title: your very own chicken to abuse!
Post by: wjp666 on August 02, 2005, 04:32:33 am

www.subservientchicken.com


anyone seen this before? sheer bloody genius!


(beginners: using keywords like 'die', 'riverdance' and 'throw cushions' is a good start...)

Title: your very own chicken to abuse!
Post by: loulou on August 02, 2005, 02:01:37 pm
He skips well, lies down and can do the hokey cokey.
Title: your very own chicken to abuse!
Post by: maggiemay on August 02, 2005, 10:25:51 pm
wierd.
Title: your very own chicken to abuse!
Post by: goldencup on August 03, 2005, 09:51:55 pm
I like his tap dancing!  Not too sure about the ballet though...
Title: your very own chicken to abuse!
Post by: on August 03, 2005, 10:14:38 pm
I asked him to jump up and down and he merely moved from side to side.  When I asked him to kick the television he switched it on and watched it.
Title: your very own chicken to abuse!
Post by: loulou on August 03, 2005, 10:52:35 pm
He may not be English.
Title: your very own chicken to abuse!
Post by: on August 03, 2005, 11:01:29 pm
An interesting observation.  I hadn't thought of that.
Title: your very own chicken to abuse!
Post by: wjp666 on August 04, 2005, 01:36:22 am
LAY EGG is just wrong.
Title: your very own chicken to abuse!
Post by: loulou on August 04, 2005, 01:37:25 am
Title: your very own chicken to abuse!
Post by: wjp666 on August 04, 2005, 01:50:50 am
STAND ON HEAD - just plain feeble.
Title: your very own chicken to abuse!
Post by: loulou on August 04, 2005, 01:52:23 am
kiss tv...he kissed the cushion
Title: your very own chicken to abuse!
Post by: wjp666 on August 04, 2005, 01:56:17 am

oh yeh, so he does... (quite intensely, though...)


FLY is more like a bloody starjump... and BOOGIE is, well, too much for this time of night. (been a while sinc ei been on that site... cant remember any of the good ones!)

Title: your very own chicken to abuse!
Post by: wjp666 on August 04, 2005, 02:00:09 am
ok, couldnt resist it... i typed masturbate and, well... i dont know if chickens have different methods to the rest if us, but either im totally naive or it acted very innapropriately. confusing.