"i am a sickly twisted individual, with many a chimera to traumatise me. i you listen carefully, i almost repeat myself..."
WHAT CHOCCY-BAR AM I?
YAY! it was a curly wurly! YAY!
(never thought using 'chimera' would spark such controversy!)
RIGHT, HERE'S ANOTHER ONE:
"I used to be a very strange race of chocolate bar, but now i'm just downright laughable."
(easy - come on, people!)
YAY! it was a curly wurly! YAY!
to me!
well, well, well, it seems as if i should up the stakes, people!
"I am an obscure one, with a word structure that sounds like 3 very peculiar acting male cows. with only one digit on my feet, my impaired vision makes things hazy, in an untalented mid-90's indie pop-group kind-of-way... and my third and final man-cow doesn't sound like a ringtone, but may ryhme with what causes it (yet minus the silent letters, of course)..."
he-he-he - (cackling with evil glee...)
easy peasy.
WOW! TOBLERONE IT IS! WELL DONE GUYS...
an explaination (strap in, its gonna be a bumpy ride!)
right, first off, the 3 ODD ACTING MALE COWS ARE INDEED... 'SILLY-BULLS'... (hohoho)... so, 3 syllables. (sp). one digit on ones foot is a TOE... the hazy-vision and pop-band reference is BLUR (god, how i loathed them so!)... and the last bit is a play on the word PHONE, yet minus the silent bits, ie. the letters that dont make up the true sound of the word (ONE).
TOE-BLUR-(PH)ONE. jeez - a little obscure, but its there! hehe. HERE'S ANOTHER, a tad harder, methinks:
"Yes, i am a chocolate of many flavours (these days). I run in a way that only certain crystals, faces and elderly male relatives do, and I go all round the globe. I'm not insane, despite my name. My owner... the real christian Hulk Hogan? Mr. T? No, but a more common adaption of this name."
i'm sure that's a line from a john wayne movie, bounty....
ANYWAYS, AN OPEN CHALLENGE:
"Yes, i am a chocolate of many flavours (these days). I run in a way that only certain crystals, faces and elderly male relatives do, and I go all round the globe. I'm not insane, despite my name. My owner... the real christian Hulk Hogan? Mr. T? No, but a more common adaption of this name."
there's a 1984 Cabana bar in it for whomever gets it...
good god... very well done! im surprised anyone could get that with all those red herrings and useless babble. c'mon, everyone...
BRAVO!
(unfortunately, i lied about the cabana. but as soon as theyre brought back into circulation i'll send you one... promise!)
ok, here goes (scraping the barrel? possibly...)
"i am in perfect condtion, and i sound like the greek Nike's dominant field being sung by a friend of Snow Caucasion..."
very obscure! c'mon, loulou... impress us all again! there's a full box of 50 Whispa's to the winner this time... or is there a contender to the title????
ok, lets do one more before this gets tedious. (oops... too late!)
"mad male cows? 2 this time. i sound like a catholic penguin woman, but my first character is replaced with it's logically following one... i'm often pursued by stilton and cheddar."
easy.
munchies?
crunchies?
ok, here goes (bear in mind im running short here!):
"at xmas, i have to be in hiding for obvious reasons(ish), though apparently i'm more than happy about it."