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Penguin Review
« on: December 09, 2010, 01:08:44 pm »
I had the misfortune of consuming a Penguin the other day, and was quickly reminded of just how much this chocolate bar sucks balls. Here are the reasons why.

- The chocolate coating taste like ass, and even then they only give you a super stingy thin layer of it.
- The cheap biscuit they use not only taste like ass, but shreds your mouth to piece due to its sheer roughness.
- To top off the cheapness, they use some sub-par bourbon style cream inside that, unsurprisingly, taste like ass.

I think people who would choose a Penguin over something within a similar price range (but of superior quality) has mental problems.

This so-called "treat" is only for those who are masochistic and like the taste of ass. Avoid at all cost. 0/10.

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Re: Penguin Review
« Reply #1 on: December 09, 2010, 02:28:05 pm »
Did you really come on here just to post that review?  Do they sell Penguins in America?  I won't touch them myself.

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Re: Penguin Review
« Reply #2 on: December 10, 2010, 02:44:29 pm »
I think Penguins have largely escaped the proper scrutiny and criticism it really deserves, and I plan on rectifying that by spreading the word and educating people about this miserable excuse for a chocolate bar.

I think people who consume this snack should be rounded up and sent to special institutions where their deviant ways will be properly dealt with.

The proliferation of Penguins is getting out of control, it's available in almost all supermarkets. I will not sit idly by whilst this abhorrent confectionery poisons another generation of British kids. It has to stop right now, and the long, arduous road towards recovery begins here!

Who's with me?

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Re: Penguin Review
« Reply #3 on: December 10, 2010, 06:15:26 pm »
But for you to know that Penguins taste like ass, that means you must have tasted ass!

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Re: Penguin Review
« Reply #4 on: January 28, 2011, 06:57:34 pm »
Touche'

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Re: Penguin Review
« Reply #5 on: January 29, 2011, 06:34:27 pm »
I think Penguins have largely escaped the proper scrutiny and criticism it really deserves, and I plan on rectifying that by spreading the word and educating people about this miserable excuse for a chocolate bar.

I think people who consume this snack should be rounded up and sent to special institutions where their deviant ways will be properly dealt with.

The proliferation of Penguins is getting out of control, it's available in almost all supermarkets. I will not sit idly by whilst this abhorrent confectionery poisons another generation of British kids. It has to stop right now, and the long, arduous road towards recovery begins here!

Who's with me?

Do you work for the company that makes Blue Riband? Or KitKat?
Old but spicey!