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Offline loulou

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Easter jokes
« on: April 15, 2006, 02:20:24 pm »



Q. Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
A.  He was having a bad hare day!

Q.  How does the Easter bunny keep his fur neat?
A.  With a hare-brush!

Q.  What kind of books do rabbits like?
A.   Ones with hoppy endings!

Q.  What do you call a dumb bunny?
A.   A hare-brain!

Q. Why shouldn't you tell an Easter egg a good joke?
A.  It might crack up!

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Re: Easter jokes
« Reply #1 on: April 07, 2022, 10:32:44 pm »
On Easter Sunday, I witnessed Batman leave church early.

I had never seen Christian Bale before.

What’s an Easter Bunny’s favourite dessert?

Egg tart.

Last morning, Sheila got mad at her husband for calling her unfit though she had three eggs the same morning.

Those were Easter eggs.

Easter is the day we defied the idiom “put all your eggs in one basket.”

Which team do bunnies support?

Hibernian FC due to their stadium name Easter Road.

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